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My insane hallucination

This all is just my crazy imagination,

my dream, my weird hallucination.

I created this world I am living in,

Angel or Devil? Both can't win...

Either I am an angel with fake smile,

or cool devil pretending to be fragile.

Please, don't cry, it is unfair, I know,

just choose one and let's start the show.

You hardly decide so easily and fast,

to avoid own mistakes from the past.

But it is challenging to play with fire,

chasing wild angel, feeling desire...

This time you badly failed, yo

Dear Onee! It is a great challenge and I hope you don't mind my participation. Here is my quatrain:

If you are an erudite,

Books should be your special diet.

But all the facts you gormandize

Must be deeply analized.

Thank you!

Sorry, dear Onee, at a time I used four words from your list, I have limited time, so I had to do it. Please don't mind or spare me getting a punishment for breaking the rules. 

In my heart, the lamp of love developing gradually
My existence is valueless without you.
If the certainty force you to forget me,
My heart will be separated from my bodies.
My heart is beating and my mind keeps busy
To guard of the sweet memories with you
Even a little distance makes me restless
Every other second, you re

Mother, benevolence is what I’m expecting

Ponders on your attention is untiring

I’m naïve to what you assume and I suppose

Misunderstanding is an excuse for my ridicule

Oh! child, I’m begging for the time to come

That you realize this life is not always calm

Learn how to do things so you’ll never get lacking

You can’t count on me forever if you’re missing

Father, don’t forget to be more affectionate

As this childish nature is a long way process to rate

It is your duty to be might and compassionate

Guide m

Well guys, before I take off my plane, I would like to remind you and myself of my unique sense about poetry. Since I am very talented in this field, So I have no problem at all joining any challenges regarding poetry or expressing my magnificent words about it. :D 

So, here we go: 

Natation.. 

I love you so much, Natation.. 

I can't live without seeing you day and night, Natation.. 

Please don't leave me and go, Natation.. 

Don't let me die lonely in the oceans of your absence, Natation.. 

I see you i

Have you heard about grounding or earthing? Though sounds like electrifying as the word may imply, this is not as deadly as it may sounds, in fact, this is your cheapest out-of-the-counter energy booster and wait there’s more! But before that, let me give you words about it.  Don’t be so skeptical of something you think simple and most of the time you took for granted as you think it is only a normal and common routine, it looks least effective but when you read how reasonable this activity, no

My body is shivering as the sunset went down

the head feels hurting and dizziness is a crown

hold my throat as it is in terrible sore

seems like voices are fading and ears has a gore

My back is in extreme pain

the energy is like a battery that will drain

touch one's neck and feel the scorching fever

the unchanging situation though someone took a reliever

let it froze, give the blanket and allow to pretend unhurt

holding the cuddly pillow and feel the comfort

thinking about how those lovely hands caress th

This is on the motivation of Onee's Poem Challenge.

Oh Wonee! O’Wonee!!

You challenged me to take you

to the world of my dulcinea!!!

Ok let’s go, get ready, sit tight,

The shuttle of my thoughts is ready for flight.

I am out and floating,

See there are flowers,

No, these are the smiles of my dulcinea.

What, they are the stars? OK!

But see they are sprinkling out of the

Colorful silky dress of my dulcinea.

I will not go back to the reality

where there is all pain,

where all happiness is slain

I am disconn

The whole of his life was ruined in romance

In attainment of sex he roamed over German Spain and France

When nothing was gained he lost his sense

Yet in the matter of love, he is known scholar of eminence

Dear AG! Thanks for this opportunity! It is just in time!

My friends! You all know that humor is so very different in different countries and you should sometimes know some history to catch up the idea. So, I will start with and old British anecdote.

Once upon a time the King of England was traveling over his country and stopped at one tavern to have a snack. He was not really hungry and ordered only two eggs. But when a waiter brought him the bill - two pounds - the king exclamed:" Two pounds for

Without You, I am Nothing

A slight of Light,
It opens my eyes from my blind
Clicked, I voiced at my first moment
I am free from a gently warm womb!,
As I know as the best replacement..

A gently touch,
She makes me sure without doubt..
Mama..You are my angel
You teach me the meaning of struggle

A Man..
He guides me without anxious
He brushes all my lack without nervous
He is my father, he achieves all my glorious
He supports me courageous

They both,
Without them, I am nothing
Without them, I can't do

Well, this is my personal view, based on some experiences that we should know what we should say or ask to others! Yes, I am taking about some expressions. Recently I faced a problem asking someone ' where he /she was and why did not he/ she come. Then response was a bit bitter! I got stunned! Thinking why on earth I went to ask this question? But this was not the first time instead there were a few times when I asked something in a very simple way but answers were not that simple!
So, friends,

The love for meat made pedestrian (runner)

Doctor's suggestion made me vegetarian

I hate vegetables and too much running

So, I am Pescatarian I am Pescatarian lol

HONE YOUR POETIC SKILL! :)

[NEW EDITED] Everybody has a feeling. If you pour it into poetry, it may become some wonderful thoughts for others. Whether you’re experienced or not, whether you’re skilled in poetry or not, please ignore and let’s try to make a poem. So, here is the challenge :)

1. Choose ONLY ONE of the ‘words’ from the Guess My Word’s game written below. You can repeat the word or improve with the some parts of speech of the word in your poem.
2. Make at least 4 lines of poem includes the w

It is like a trap we all are slowly falling into. It is like a drug more and more of us are being day by day attracted to. It is like a blackhole that imprisones us inside without our awareness. In fact consuming, virtual life style in this modern era is killing us, taking our identities and makes us slaves of the system. One day people will forget, how it feels to spend hours outside, how amazing it is to stand on the top of the hill or to sleep under the sky, how it feels to enjoy this awesome

This is the first time I try  to make a poem.  I hope I am not too far away.

The bells are ringing 

calling closed doors  to  open

 the child does not want milk

tears  won't dry 

The bells are ringing 

Many of them are afraid  

Nights are long

The  cry of that child is so loud

They want survival, who cares?

The bells are ringing 

hungry birds fly helplessly 

in the cloudy sky

The space is not enough

Weak wings stop to flutter

The bells are ringing

Tears are still dropping

But their shouts still linger

In that cl

=Common Sense=

A student submitted his paper to his Teacher…

Teacher: Why it’s blank?

Student: I drew a cow and a grass.

Teacher: (looked again to the paper) where is the grass?

Student: The cow already ate it.

Teacher: (scratching her head) where’s the cow?

Student: What’s the use of staying there if there is no grass anymore? Of course, it will leave.  Common sense Ma’am.

=Attempted Rape=

At Police Station:

Lady: Officer, I would like to file a case against Toto pogi (handsome)

Police officer: What case

Aloha lovely EC people who is reading this!

Have you noticed something 'weird' in EC these days? Didn't you feel like something was going on? No?? Uhm... Okay! I'll tell you then! Welcome to The EC News Bulletin!! *news' music intro*

Weekend is coming! Yup, that's the first obvious news! So the very lovely Adaline's peacock it's jumping for joy because her lovely owner is gonna spread flowers all over EC! Thanks Ada! ^_^

But not everybody is happy 'cause the weekend is coming. Ninos is bored 'caus