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A good doctor!!

man receives a phone call from his doctor.The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news."The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the

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Started by kamel Adas
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Very silly joke!

How many balls of string would it take to reach the moon?Just one if it's long enough!What cheese is made backwards?Edam?This match won't light!That's funny, it did this morning!What do elves do after school?Gnomework!If Ireland sank into the sea, wh

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Started by kamel Adas
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The princess and the cow

Three men want to marry the king's most beautiful daughter. The king agrees to give them a chance, but they must perform three difficult tasks: defeat an ogre, turn lead to gold, and screw a cow. The first man dies fighting the ogre, the second fails

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Started by kamel Adas
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jokes about dumb people

A terrible flood hit a small town, sending the rescue units out. It just so happened that a devoutly religious woman lived in this town when the flood hit, and she sat down to wait for God to save her._______________________________________________A

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Started by kamel Adas
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Egg on Roof of Barn

A rooster lays an egg on the roof of a barn. Each side of the roof has a 90 degree angle and windspeed is approxiamately 15 mph blowing in an eastern direction. The egg is layed at the front part of the roof, which has been caved in due to weather. B

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Started by kamel Adas
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a joke about a chicken

The farmer’s son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken’s his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the box fell and broke open. Chickens scurried off in different directions, but the determined boy walked all over the ne

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Started by kamel Adas
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DO YOU know

"According to recent news reports, Bill Clinton has now become an adviser to Barack Obama. Bill Clinton is giving advice to Barack Obama. Do you know who is really upset about this?....???

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Started by joes Carlso
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