My wife and I were having a serious quarrel.When I said to her pack your things. at that point her phone rang.So I stopped, she received The call, It was her dad The phone was on Speaker. so I could hear he was Saying. After the usual pleasanter betw
Read more…THE PARROT AND THE MAGICIAN
A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again.
There was only one problem: the captain's parrot
Read more…-I want to go to Paris again.
- Again? So you have been there, haven't you?
- No. I have already wanted.
Read more…If you Want to change The World Do it While You Are Single. Once You Are Married You Can't Even Chance The TV channels, isn't it?
Read more…DADDY: Where are u from,Boboi? Why u back so late today..?
Boboi: I am playing with my friends, dady, that why Ilate back home today.
DADDY: How about your additional Maths class?
Boboi: Its hard dady. We can't answer that question..we try hard to answ
Read more…Chinese Delegate
At the final dinner of an international conference, an American delegate turned to the Chinese delegate sitting next to him, pointed to the soup and asked somewhat condescendingly, "Likee soupee?".
The Chinese gentlemen nodded eagerl
HALLOWEEN JOKES
Hii, Have Funny story..
A tramp lie down and sleep in the park. He had been sleeping for about 5 minutes when a couple walked by. The man stopped, woke the tramp up ,and asked him, "Excuse me.
Do you know what the time is?" The
Birthday
- It decided, darling, for your 50 years, I offer you a trip to Kenya! - -Oh gosh! And for my 60th birthday, you know already?
- Yes, I will get you.
A couple of hikers
- A pair of hikers in the country .. Women:
- Cheri ... This landscap
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where awoman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entranceis a description of how the store operates:You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !There are six floors and the a
Read more…Lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address:A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of
Read more…Oh how our brain likes to play tricks on us. If you stare straight at the black cross in the center a green dot that wasn't there before, will appear. And if you stare long enough at the center all the pink dots disappear and it is just the green dot
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