The difference between the wife and secretary

IS LOVE BLIND??????????????????

DEAR EVRY ONE!! HOW ARE U? I  HPOE U ARE IN GOOD SITUATION.I WANT TO DISCUS ON SOME POINTS THAT OCCURES IN OUR LIFE.I HOPE U WILL GIVE ME GOOD SUGGESTION ABOUT WHAT I ASK U TO DISCUSE .LET I GO TO POST MY DISCUSSION.
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The difference between the wife and secretary 2

Secretary is lying on your behalf
Wife lying on behalf of you

Secretary: project love is coming. (I'm your dream says the secretary)
Wife: project an old love. (I still remember the wife says)

Secretary has a solution for every problem
The wife has a prob

Proverbs and ruling 2 : Money

What time is it?

krishna maharana said:

Hii, Have Funny story..

A tramp lie down and sleep in the park. He had been sleeping for about 5 minutes when a couple walked by. The man stopped, woke the tramp up ,and asked him, "Excuse me.

Do you know what the time is?" The

about marriage

 1.   At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"

     The other woman replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man either"

2.  A lady inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: "Husband wante

COUPLES

Birthday   
- It decided, darling, for your 50 years, I offer you a trip to Kenya! - -Oh gosh! And for my 60th birthday, you know already?
- Yes, I will get you. 

 A couple of hikers   
- A pair of hikers in the country .. Women:
- Cheri ... This landscap

A riddle

Riddle me riddle...

once a man who is acustomed to wear only white or black socks, wants to take a pair of socks to wear, from the big bag where he usually put them scrumbled.Suddenly the light switch off.

   How many socks should he take to get a pair of the same colour

swimming pools

  A rich man wanted to dig three swimming pools he said:

"I'm going to build three swimming pools in my garden, one with cold water, another with warm water and a third with no water at all."

Puzzled the other man answered:

"No water at all! That's a fu

Man's Brain

To All UpRight Men.............

Love At First Sight..?? Look Carefully......................

Being a man myself, I am really worried about any misunderstanding created by this picture about the location of a MAN's BRAIN..

 

This may cause serious doubts

Telephone Directory

How is it possible?

Two fathers and two sons went fishing .Every one of them caught a fish.There were only three fishes.How can you explain that?

Who is the big rabbit?

A big rabbit was walking with a small rabbit .The small rabbit is the son of the big rabbit but the big rabbit is not the father of the small rabbit.Who is the big rabbit?

Prince and Princess

One upon a time, A prince asked a princess that: "Do you agree to become my wife?" . The princess answered: " No, i dont". Then the prince lived happily ever after.

Go outside and play

Wait a minute !!!!!!!!!!

The man: "God, how long is a million years?"God: "To me, it's about a minute."The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"God: "To me it's a penny."The man: "God, may I have a penny?"God: "Wait a minute."

Why Criminals Leave Their Fingerprints

CIA: why criminals leave their fingerprints after doing their work?Recruit: Sir, I Think they are illiterate, if they were literate, they would leave their signature for u.

Funny Parrot

A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot in a pet store. The parrot says to her,"Hey lady, you are really ugly." Well, the lady is furious! And she storms past the store to her work. Onthe way home she saw the same parrot in th

Why husband should not answer

Why husband should not answerWIFE: 'What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?HUSBAND: 'Definitely not!WIFE: 'Why not? Don't you like being married?'HUSBAND: 'Of course I do.WIFE: 'Then why wouldn't you remarry?HUSBAND: 'Okay, okay, I'