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Birthday   
- It decided, darling, for your 50 years, I offer you a trip to Kenya! - -Oh gosh! And for my 60th birthday, you know already?
- Yes, I will get you. 

 A couple of hikers   
- A pair of hikers in the country .. Women:
- Cheri ... This landscap

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A riddle

As I was going to St Ives,
I met a man with seven wives;
Every wife had seven sacks;
Every sack had seven cats;
Every cat had seven kits.
Kits,cats,sacks,and wives-
How many were going to St Ives?

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Riddle me riddle...

once a man who is acustomed to wear only white or black socks, wants to take a pair of socks to wear, from the big bag where he usually put them scrumbled.Suddenly the light switch off.

   How many socks should he take to get a pair of the same colour

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swimming pools

  A rich man wanted to dig three swimming pools he said:

"I'm going to build three swimming pools in my garden, one with cold water, another with warm water and a third with no water at all."

Puzzled the other man answered:

"No water at all! That's a fu

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Let's introduce ourselves !!!

I would like to propose you all to introduce yourselves here with some ground rules described as below.

  • Who you are
  • Where you are from
  • What your education(background) is
  • What you expect to gain form this group
  • What you can contribute to this group
  • What you

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Some ways to annoy people:

1-Speak only in a "robot" voice.2-Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."3-Drum on every available surface.4-Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.5-If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen

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husband for sale

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where awoman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entranceis a description of how the store operates:You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !There are six floors and the a

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DAMN,MISSED :D

a priest was playing to play with in golf.He accompanied with his assitent.when he tried to enter the first hole.the first hit, the ball did not sign in.the ball stopped around 20 cm from hole.the priest it takes the ball as he grumbled, "DAMN MISSED

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A street name!

A young man called directory assistance. "Hello, operator, I would like the telephone number for Mary Jones in Phoenix, Arizona.""There are multiple listings for Mary Jones in Phoenix," the operator replied. "Do you have a street name?"The young man

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Smart Dogs

Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter....First Woman : "My dog is so smart, every morning he waits for the paper boy to come around and then he takes the newspaper and brings it to me.Second Woman : "I know..."First Wom

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