Birthday -It decided, darling, for your 50 years, I offer you a trip to Kenya!- -Oh gosh! And for my 60th birthday, you know already? - Yes, I will get you.
A couple of hikers - A pair of hikers in the country .. Women: - Cheri ... This landscap
As I was going to St Ives, I met a man with seven wives; Every wife had seven sacks; Every sack had seven cats; Every cat had seven kits. Kits,cats,sacks,and wives- How many were going to St Ives?
once a man who is acustomed to wear only white or black socks, wants to take a pair of socks to wear, from the big bag where he usually put them scrumbled.Suddenly the light switch off.
How many socks should he take to get a pair of the same colour
One upon a time, A prince asked a princess that: "Do you agree to become my wife?" . The princess answered: " No, i dont". Then the prince lived happily ever after.
1-Speak only in a "robot" voice.2-Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."3-Drum on every available surface.4-Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.5-If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen
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A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where awoman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entranceis a description of how the store operates:You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !There are six floors and the a
Lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address:A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of
a priest was playing to play with in golf.He accompanied with his assitent.when he tried to enter the first hole.the first hit, the ball did not sign in.the ball stopped around 20 cm from hole.the priest it takes the ball as he grumbled, "DAMN MISSED
A young man called directory assistance. "Hello, operator, I would like the telephone number for Mary Jones in Phoenix, Arizona.""There are multiple listings for Mary Jones in Phoenix," the operator replied. "Do you have a street name?"The young man
Oh how our brain likes to play tricks on us. If you stare straight at the black cross in the center a green dot that wasn't there before, will appear. And if you stare long enough at the center all the pink dots disappear and it is just the green dot
Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter....First Woman : "My dog is so smart, every morning he waits for the paper boy to come around and then he takes the newspaper and brings it to me.Second Woman : "I know..."First Wom