Here are some mind twisters;1)A doctor is in an operation theater. Why does he covers his nose and mouth during that operation?2)A flamingo is looking for some fish. Why does it stand with one leg off the ground?3)An uncle is using an old camera. Why
There was a man that fell out of a plane.Fortunately there was a hay stack under him,Unfortunately there was a pitch fork in the hay,Fortunately he didn't land on the pitch fork,Unfortunately he didn't land on the hay!
* A look in iron saves silver.* Too many eggs strike the stone.* A hot broth gathers no cooks.* Leap while the iron is rolling.* Stitch before you spoil.* Every time has a moss basket.* Don't put all your horses in a cloudGuys ... keep smiling
A chicken walks up to the circulation desk at a public library and says, "Buk Buk BUK."The librarian decides that the chicken wants three books. She gives three books to the chicken, who goes away with them tucked under its wing.Around midday, the ch
This guy sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for Sale."He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back yard.The guy goes into the back yard and sees a mutt sitting there."You talk?" he asks."Yep," the mutt replies."So, what
The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Papa bear were splitting up, and baby bear had to decide who he was going to live with.So, the judge wanted to talk to baby bear to see what he thought a
Amazing Facts about animals are here for your astonishment• Did you know - The opposite sides of a dice cube always add up to seven!• A Cat can run about 20 kilometers per hour (12 miles per hour) when it grows up. This one is going nowhere today - i
man receives a phone call from his doctor.The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news."The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the
How many balls of string would it take to reach the moon?Just one if it's long enough!What cheese is made backwards?Edam?This match won't light!That's funny, it did this morning!What do elves do after school?Gnomework!If Ireland sank into the sea, wh
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Three men want to marry the king's most beautiful daughter. The king agrees to give them a chance, but they must perform three difficult tasks: defeat an ogre, turn lead to gold, and screw a cow. The first man dies fighting the ogre, the second fails