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True Love

Two lovers plan to sucide.Boyjumps first.Girl close her eyes and returned back saying "Love is blind"Boy in air opens his parachute and says "True love never dies."

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Let's introduce ourselves !!!

I would like to propose you all to introduce yourselves here with some ground rules described as below.

  • Who you are
  • Where you are from
  • What your education(background) is
  • What you expect to gain form this group
  • What you can contribute to this group
  • What you

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Some ways to annoy people:

1-Speak only in a "robot" voice.2-Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."3-Drum on every available surface.4-Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.5-If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen

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husband for sale

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where awoman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entranceis a description of how the store operates:You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !There are six floors and the a

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DAMN,MISSED :D

a priest was playing to play with in golf.He accompanied with his assitent.when he tried to enter the first hole.the first hit, the ball did not sign in.the ball stopped around 20 cm from hole.the priest it takes the ball as he grumbled, "DAMN MISSED

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A street name!

A young man called directory assistance. "Hello, operator, I would like the telephone number for Mary Jones in Phoenix, Arizona.""There are multiple listings for Mary Jones in Phoenix," the operator replied. "Do you have a street name?"The young man

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who is the deaf

Once a man went to a doctor and told him that his wife has some problems in hearing.The doctor advised him to speak with her from a distance.Taking the doctor's advice, the man stood thirty metres away from his wife and shouted 'WHAT'S FOR DINNER TOD

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Smart Dogs

Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter....First Woman : "My dog is so smart, every morning he waits for the paper boy to come around and then he takes the newspaper and brings it to me.Second Woman : "I know..."First Wom

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Why?...dare to answer?

Here are some mind twisters;1)A doctor is in an operation theater. Why does he covers his nose and mouth during that operation?2)A flamingo is looking for some fish. Why does it stand with one leg off the ground?3)An uncle is using an old camera. Why

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