My wife and I were having a serious quarrel.When I said to her pack your things. at that point her phone rang.So I stopped, she received The call, It was her dad The phone was on Speaker. so I could hear he was Saying. After the usual pleasanter betw
Read more…THE PARROT AND THE MAGICIAN
A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again.
There was only one problem: the captain's parrot
Read more…-I want to go to Paris again.
- Again? So you have been there, haven't you?
- No. I have already wanted.
Read more…If you Want to change The World Do it While You Are Single. Once You Are Married You Can't Even Chance The TV channels, isn't it?
Read more…DADDY: Where are u from,Boboi? Why u back so late today..?
Boboi: I am playing with my friends, dady, that why Ilate back home today.
DADDY: How about your additional Maths class?
Boboi: Its hard dady. We can't answer that question..we try hard to answ
Read more…Boy: hey darling.... did u see that...??? oh no..............!!!!!
girl: why why??? what's wrong with u?
Boy: hey over there..... three claymore bombs were placed near to our main gate... :O
girl: wow..... great!!!!! :) :) :)
Boy: hah!!! what great??? c
Read more…Chinese Delegate
At the final dinner of an international conference, an American delegate turned to the Chinese delegate sitting next to him, pointed to the soup and asked somewhat condescendingly, "Likee soupee?".
The Chinese gentlemen nodded eagerl
Love in France is a comedy ; in England a tragedy ; in Italy an opera ; and in Germany a melodrama .
Read more…I'm sorry , madam , but i shall have to charge you ten dollars for pulling your boy's tooth .
Ten dollars! why , i understood you to say that you charged only two dollars for such work .Yes , replied the dentist , but this youngster yelled so terribly
Read more…One of Harry 's feet was bigger than the other ."I can never find boots and shoes for my feet ", he said to his friend Dick .
' Why don't you go to a shoemaker ? Dick said . "A good one can make you the right shoes ."
' I 've never been to a shoemake
HALLOWEEN JOKES
do you know why are two lizards hanging on the wall, sudently one of them is falled to the ground?
Read more…On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."Outside a Radiator Repair Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."In a Non-smoking area: "If we see you smoking, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."On Maternity Room do
Read more…Wrong mail ID:A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.However, he accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.Meanwhile....Somewhere
Read more…One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.
MOM: Wake up, son. Its time to go to school.
SON: But why, Mama? I don’t want to go to school.
MOM: Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go to school.
SON: One, all the children ha
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