My wife and I were having a serious quarrel.When I said to her pack your things. at that point her phone rang.So I stopped, she received The call, It was her dad The phone was on Speaker. so I could hear he was Saying. After the usual pleasanter betw
Read more…THE PARROT AND THE MAGICIAN
A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again.
There was only one problem: the captain's parrot
Read more…-I want to go to Paris again.
- Again? So you have been there, haven't you?
- No. I have already wanted.
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Read more…DADDY: Where are u from,Boboi? Why u back so late today..?
Boboi: I am playing with my friends, dady, that why Ilate back home today.
DADDY: How about your additional Maths class?
Boboi: Its hard dady. We can't answer that question..we try hard to answ
Read more…Chinese Delegate
At the final dinner of an international conference, an American delegate turned to the Chinese delegate sitting next to him, pointed to the soup and asked somewhat condescendingly, "Likee soupee?".
The Chinese gentlemen nodded eagerl
HALLOWEEN JOKES
do you know why are two lizards hanging on the wall, sudently one of them is falled to the ground?
Read more…Wrong mail ID:A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.However, he accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.Meanwhile....Somewhere
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DEAR EVRY ONE!! HOW ARE U? I HPOE U ARE IN GOOD SITUATION.I WANT TO DISCUS ON SOME POINTS THAT OCCURES IN OUR LIFE.I HOPE U WILL GIVE ME GOOD SUGGESTION ABOUT WHAT I ASK U TO DISCUSE .LET I GO TO POST MY DISCUSSION.
GOOD READING.
I READ SOME MAGAZINES
Secretary is lying on your behalf
Wife lying on behalf of you
Secretary: project love is coming. (I'm your dream says the secretary)
Wife: project an old love. (I still remember the wife says)
Secretary has a solution for every problem
The wife has a prob
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A tramp lie down and sleep in the park. He had been sleeping for about 5 minutes when a couple walked by. The man stopped, woke the tramp up ,and asked him, "Excuse me.
Do you know what the time is?" The
1. At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
The other woman replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man either"
2. A lady inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: "Husband wante
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