krishna maharana said:

Hii, Have Funny story..

A tramp lie down and sleep in the park. He had been sleeping for about 5 minutes when a couple walked by. The man stopped, woke the tramp up ,and asked him, "Excuse me.

Do you know what the time is?" The tramp replied, "I'm sorry - I don'thave a watch, so I don't know the time."

The man apologised for waking the tramp and the couple walked away.

The tramp lay down again, and after a few minutes went back to sleep.Just then, a woman, who was out walking her dog, shook the tramp'sshoulder until he woke up again.

The woman said, "I'm sorry to trouble you, but I'm afraid I've lost mywatch - do you happen to know the time?" The tramp was a little annoyedat being woken up again, but he politely told the woman that he didn'thave a watch and didn't know the time.

After the woman had gone, the tramp had an idea.

He opened the bag that contained all his possessions and got out a pen, apiece of paper and some string. On the paper, he wrote down, 'I do nothave a watch. I do not know the time'.

He then hung the paper round his neck and eventually dropped off again.

After about 15 minutes, a policeman who was walking through the parknoticed the tramp asleep on the bench, and the sign around his neck.

He woke the tramp up and said, "I read your sign. I thought you'd liketo know that it's 2:30 p.m."