Birthday   
- It decided, darling, for your 50 years, I offer you a trip to Kenya! - -Oh gosh! And for my 60th birthday, you know already?
- Yes, I will get you. 

 A couple of hikers   
- A pair of hikers in the country .. Women:
- Cheri ... This landscape leaves me speechless!
- Perfect, we camp here!  

 A comprehensive Leader   
-Chief, could I leave the office three hours earlier, in order to go shopping with my wife?
- There is no question!
- Thank you, Chief. I knew you would not let me down. 

 
Pretty or Smart     
- Honey, what do you prefer a pretty woman or an intelligent woman?
- Neither one nor the other, darling, you know I love only you! 
   
The beauty of the bride   
-After a few years cohabitation, a young man decides to marry his girlfriend. As it is not at all aware of the traditions at the end of the Mass, he approached the priest and asked:
- Excuse me, Father, I know he is in the tradition that the bride and groom make an offering to the priest who solemnized the marriage, but I do not know what people generally give '.
-The priest replied in the hollow of the ear:
- In general, according to the beauty of the bride. Plus she is beautiful, the sum is higher. "At these words, the groom turned to his wife. He hesitated a moment, plunged his hand into his pocket and hands a piece of one euro to the priest ..
-The priest, compassionate, said:
- Do not move, I'll make money.