Teacher: "Sam u talk a lot!"
Sam:"It is a family tradition".
Teacher:"What do u mean?"
Sam:"Sir,my grandpa was a street hawker,my father is a teacher".
Teacher:"What about your mother ?"
Sam:"She is a woman".
Nutt, Salim has really been entertaining me a lot by the collection of good jokes about my profession of a teacher. I love it that I can find something funny in this discussion every day!
For example, I can not help noticing that again the joke about exam that Salim posted was a good one.
Smile on!Nutt said:
What a good humor person is you , Salim and Irina! Thank you for sharing "joke about teachers" in here everyday that make me smile everyday , too.
I am your student and I 'd like to get your intertraining as much as you can. . I love your jokes !
Salim, your jokes are getting even more funnier!!! I really liked the joke about a female student. :)
Have a nice bright day! Thanks for bringing a smile to my days.
salim said:
So now i have to be more funny.Here are some others.
Anything for An A
An instructor was sitting in his office one afternoon when an attractive lady knocked on his door.
Yes?, he replied, how may I help you? The lady said "I need to talk to you about my grade in your class."
"Come in and have a seat," said the instructor.
Is there anything I can do to get an "A" in your class?
"What do you mean by 'anything'," he replied.
She said "Anything!"
Anything??
She said, in her best sultry voice "I mean ANYTHING."
The instructor got up from behind his desk, sat down beside her and whispered in her ear, "Would you study?" ***************************************************************** TEACHER: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have? VINCENT: One dollar. TEACHER(sadly): You don't know your arithmetic. VINCENT(sadly): You don't know my father.
First prize goes to....
MOTHER: Why did you get such a low mark on that test?
JUNIOR: Because of absence
MOTHER: You mean you were absent on the day of the test?
JUNIOR: No, but the kid who sits next to me was
The second prize goes to...
TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
And the third Prize goes to....
GARY: I don't think I deserve a zero on this test.
TEACHER: I agree, but it's the lowest mark I can give you.
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Really I enjoyed when I read all of your jokes. I read all of them and I will try to memorize some of them so I can make fun with my friends.
Regards
Sam:"It is a family tradition".
Teacher:"What do u mean?"
Sam:"Sir,my grandpa was a street hawker,my father is a teacher".
Teacher:"What about your mother ?"
Sam:"She is a woman".
Pupil: "A teacher".
You are terrific, Salim!
For example, I can not help noticing that again the joke about exam that Salim posted was a good one.
Smile on!Nutt said:
Have a nice bright day! Thanks for bringing a smile to my days.
salim said:
First prize goes to....
MOTHER: Why did you get such a low mark on that test?
JUNIOR: Because of absence
MOTHER: You mean you were absent on the day of the test?
JUNIOR: No, but the kid who sits next to me was
The second prize goes to...
TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
And the third Prize goes to....
GARY: I don't think I deserve a zero on this test.
TEACHER: I agree, but it's the lowest mark I can give you.
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