"Dad, I have to tell you something, but yaou can't tell mom."
"Okay. What is it?"
"Promise not to tell mom?"
"Promise."
"We're all gonna die."
Fathers and Sons
Wow! Pretty dark for a four-year-old. Don't ya think? Then again, can you blame him? Thirteen-year-old girls say they have "relationship" problems. Relationship problems? You're thirteen for fox sake! The only problem you should have must be your split ends! There are fourth graders who smoke and when you ask 'em why; they bare their teeth at y