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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper, so I'd be in your hands all day.

Husband:
I too wish that you were a newspaper, so I could have a new one everyday.


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Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills...

Wife:
! When must I give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you!

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Wife:
I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.

Husband:
You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.

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Husband:
Today is Sunday and I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife:
Why three?

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My self

My name is a Sepalika Kumari.I'm a student in Rambuka evilage School.I am a member of School musical

band.My father is H.M.Danawardana.My name is R.A.Chandra.I have one brother and no sisters.I am memer of school media unit.I want to be a teacher.

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I’m from Sri Lanka

 

My name is W.A.Iresha Sandaruwani.  I’m a student in Rambuka eVillage School. I’m 15 years old.

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I have two sisters and no brothers.

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I work as a cameramen and an announcer in our school media unit.

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I’m a member in the school cadet team and a member of the school musical band too.

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My mother is Mrs.Sumanawathie. My father is Mr.Danapala.

My teacher is Mr.Wijewardana.

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I’m with my parents in the cadet camp at Rantanbe.

See my sit

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About Me.

I'm Kavindi Madushika.I am in Sri Lanka.I'm a student.I am 15 years old.I am a member of school media unit.I can operate camera and computer wel.I am a member of school mucial band.  I have one sister and one brother.My mother is a teacher and she is Lalitha. My father is a policeman and he is Chandrasoma.My sister is Imesha and she hope to will enter to Univercity. My brother's name is Thiran and he is a student of same my school. I like to speak in English wel. I want to be a good doctor and g
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About me

My name is Umedha Nadeeshani. I'm a Sri Lankan.I;m a student in rambuka evillage school.I;m 15 years old. I've two sisters and one brother. My hobbies are reading books and driving three wheel. My favourite subjects are English, science and maths. I'm a scout in my school and I'm a member of English and ICT club. My future ambition is to be a doctor one day. 
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About me

My name is W.A.Dilini Chandima.I am a Sri Lankan.I study in Rambuka e-village school.I'm 15 years old.I have three brothers and no sisters. My father is a farmer.I'm a good member of English and ICT society in our school.My favourite subjects are English and sicence.I spend my free time reading books and news papers.I'm a scout in our school.I like to learn English.I want to be a doctor one day.
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NOTE: This blog for who wants to join our challenge in A New Word Daily's group. If you are interested and wants to know more about this challenge, please read this blog first!

 

Hint:

The word of the day begins with the letter “V” and has 7 letters long.

 

  • The ground shook and the cliffs seemed to v_ _ _ _ _ _.
  • The noise v_ _ _ _ _ _d the table.
  • The whole station seemed to v_ _ _ _ _ _ as the express train rushed through.

 

Can you guess the word of the day?

The word of the day is a verb means “to shake

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Jobs in Saudi Arabia .. EFL/ESL Teachers

MALE & FEMALE APPLICANTS ARE REQUIRED

 

Candidates with a high level of English proficiency will have first priority.

MALE & FEMALE APPLICANTS ARE REQUIRED:

• The responsibilities will include:

  1. Teaching.
  2. Evaluation.
  3. Co-operation.

 

Required Qualifications:

-         Master degree (TESOL, TEFL, or any related field).

-         2 years of teaching experience.

-         Basic computer knowledge.

-         Ability to use technology in the classroom.

 

Typical work activities

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The English Language Unit @ University of Tabuk is pleased to introduce its English Club. It is a place for language learners where they can use the English language in a casual setting. Practicing your skills in the classroom is important, but it is not like real life. In the classroom, you often focus on one skill and one item (for example: grammar - future tense). After learning the rules your teacher gives you, time to practice using the item. You have your papers in front of you and the rul

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I knew this text already in French,and today I found its English version on the net.It makes some points...:))funny!

TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's...

  • First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant.(fortunately though not all mothers...)
  • They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes.
  • Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with br
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English Canteen

  All dearest readers

 

       Indonesian Government is trying  to develop the quality of education by many ways. One of those ways is by creating   some schools as school which have better standard in quality . it's called International school base or RSBI. These school models have been found in every province or regency in Indonesia. SMP N 2 Gunung Talang in my area ( Solok, West Sumatra) is one of the school that is pointed by educational  Department as RSBI school. In getting this  chance is n

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Amzanig, huh?

Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
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NOTE: This blog for who wants to join our challenge in A New Word Daily's group. If you are interested and wants to know more about this challenge, please read this blog first!

 

Hint:

The word of the day begins with the letter “E” and has 6 letters long.

 

  • I was e_ _ _ _ _ that my recent second bypass had been successful.
  • ‘That was one of the best races of my life’, said an e_ _ _ _ _ racer.
  • The prince was reported to be e_ _ _ _ by the birth of his daughter.

 

Can you guess the word of the day?

The word

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Live and become.

2346141370?profile=originalDear friends, it's late, I don’t usually write at this hour of the night because I lack concentration, but I just saw a film on television, a film that moved me so much that I need to talk about it. In my life, partly because of my profession, I have seen many heartbreaking stories, but i have never been so troubled by what I just saw tonight. I wonder why this movie upsets me so much as it is a fiction. Maybe over time, I became too sensitive to any injustice shown in "Live and Become" The soun
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My Learning Diary

Hello guys,

 

Have you learnt somethin2346141348?profile=originalg new these days? A new word, expression, sound, something new about English Language?

If so, could you share that with us? It would be amazing!

Let's exchange our language experiences so everyone can learn a bit more...

Thank you so much!!!

 

Joyce.

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FACT !!!

Would someone explain this to me, please !!!!!!!

 

This year we've already experienced 1/1/11 & 11/1/11, and we will experience 1/11/11 and 11/11/11 later.  But even weirder take the last two digits of the year you were born and add it to the age you will be this year and it is 111……..!!!!

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NOTE: This blog for who wants to join our challenge in A New Word Daily's group. If you are interested and wants to know more about this challenge, please read this blog first!

 

Hint:

The word of the day begins with the letter “N” and has 3 letters long.

 

  • ‘Are you okay’ I asked. She n_ _ _ed and smiled.
  • David said nothing, but simply n_ _ _ed.
  • ‘Oh, yes,’ she n_ _ _ed. ‘I understand you very well.’
  • She gave a n_ _ and said, ‘I see’.
  • Many people in the audience n_ _ _ed in agreement.
  • She looked up and n_
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