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My dear friends,

I have written this short stories, related my personal experiences, Hope it will make a smile on your face.

My loving son, he is 4 ½ years. He always used to play games and to watch the cartoons with my phone. Sometime my folks and friends have called, but he missed that calls and has played along. Later, when I ringed that miscalls, they blamed me, why, always I disconnected their calls?.

 I want to stop this bad habit of my son quickly, because I know this

Dear Members of EC.

I am glad to see you again, After three times I forgot my accounts and I seemed getting problems with my previous e-mail. 

Actually, I am an old member of EC. I registered my first account when Mrs.Tara was still the admin of EC.

I had known many members here, they were quiet famous in my ERA :v #hahaha

Who am I?

That is not too important, but I supposed some Senior members know me, I hope they can keep my identity.

Pearl, Inna, WMW, Noas, Shah, They are so amazing, Robbie too. Luc

Life is a song; for some it’s a short song and for some it’s a very long song but for everyone it has both sad and happy melody. A song should be sung otherwise it’s in vain.
Some believe that we ourselves write and play the song while others believe that God, destiny or whatever has already written the song and we just play it.

Where do I want to go by all this; actually I love exercising and I also love music; now imagine if these two are combined together the result will be something amazing.

Once Upon A Time, there was a strong friendship between the Blind and the The Lame. They were always together wherever they were.

One day, The Lame asked the Blind to go around their village. The Blind wanted to grant him, if He would tell The Blind whatever The Lame saw.

The Lame, "Well, I agree with what you want, we will go around, walk on foot and I will tell you everything I see"

The Blind smiled and he began to picked The Lame up his back, The Lame told every instructions and The Blind listen

We all are using  English language day to day. If the usage goes wrong, the result will not be a disaster. Chances are less. 

I am going to write a story of aircraft crash due to English language. 

A good day morning in a pilot training school, a instructor and a trainee  planned to do a flight. This flight is trainee's last flight with trainer. Trainer instructed trainee to control total flight without his support. If any issue comes during the flight,  trainer will tell the trainee and trainee s

Hi friends i am happy to here. Thank u. 

Once a father and his hideous daughter who lived in a rural village visited a city for the first time. They were amazed by almost each and everything they saw there. After walking around the city for some time, they went to a big mall and were dumbfounded when they saw the two walls that could move apart and slide back together again.

The girl asked her father, "Oh, father, what is this?" 

The father who had never seen an elevator before said, "I have never seen anything like this before, my dear

“Let’s do it! I’m so ready, in spite the fact that I heard it’s a bit painful, and I know I can manage to do it” –my encouraging words for myself that morning.

12:01 pm, I forgot that I haven’t eaten yet, but this particular event scheduled today has no intention to move in favor of my grouchy stomach, I remember I haven’t taken my supper as well. What’s going on with me? I’m packing my things, my notebook and a bottle of water. Right! I have a bottle of water; this could be enough for now, to su

Once upon a time a young boy went to his father and said:' Dad I want to get married.' His father smiled at him and said:' that's great.' The boy said that he wanted to get married with four brides at the same time. His father looked in surprise. He explained to his son that he couldn't afford them physically, emotionally and financially, but his son wouldn't change his mind.

Finally his father told him: 'ok, I agree but under one condition; you should marry one first then after a week I will get

I can heal myself because I have a supporting husband and a son. What about you? How do you heal your wound?

See the dent above your upper lip? I’ve been thinking; long long long long time ago, someone told us a secret and then put their finger on our lips and said, “Shh!”

Now, here’s the $64,000 question: What is that big a** “secret”?

I am very nice to be member of English Club.

Once our beloved Prophet Mohammed (may the peace of Allah be upon him and his Progeny) was walking out with his As’haabs (companions) from the back side of the Jan’atul Baqi(Medina). As he was stepping out, he saw a very old man with a colourful hat on his head, colourful belt with diamonds on it was around his waist, with a bell in his left hand, and with a net in his right hand. This old man said ‘As salamu alaikum yah Rasool Allah‘ (O Prophet of Allah may the peace of Allah be upon you) to ou

Song " The book"

 
Imagine ...  somewhere there is a planet,
There live intelligent being.
They may look just like us.
And on this planet there are libraries full of books
Written by poets, philosophers, and scholars.
And perhaps when in the world of hatred and greed are so great that nothing
But also nothing more can save them,
Then maybe there is also a book that means: the downfall of the earth.

It will tell about our life, about our death
And about fire that was so great that no tears could erase it anymor

Hello Everybody, 

Actually and as everybody knows, I am not very dipped in the "writing challenge" activity, though I like it. I remember when Tara used to make a "Writing Challenge" every month in my beginnings here in the club. It was really both fun and real learning motif. 

Anyways, Today I will just try to present my first writing challenges here. The challenge as you can see form the title is about telling a joke in English. As jokes and laughter are a very important part of all languages, s