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Once a Man was Driving his family in his Car ,

In the mid way He asked his kids,

My Sweet son, when You would Buy a Car then would You take me In Your car,

His Son replied very innocently,

NO Father, Then There would be My kids With me.. :D:D

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Once a Little girl was eating fruits with her Friends..

She picked an Apricot, Look Here 

Then She Opened an Apricot slowly Like a Ring Box,

See, My Proposal Ring...:D:D

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Thanks All,

Thanks A.G for this Challenge...

Crying beside my sister and her daughter's dead bodies.. 

Pouring the tear that will never bring them life again.. 

Thinking about my vain life that I wasted without doing them anything.. 

Completely destroyed and spiritless...

I loved my sister and niece more than my whole shitty life.. 

I just wanted them to live like any other people on the earth.. 

And I wanted to be laying down on this floor covered with my bloods instead of them.. 

Oh, Aleppo.. I wanted to skip my bloods on your ground.. 

Oh, Alep

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If you get trolled, it means you fail to recognize a troll and responds to it with anger or annoyance (Urban Dictionary.com).

Some of you have probably experienced dealing with a troll – an online dubious creature that attacks and degrade other members without valid reasons. This ugly creature was first popularized in folktales and movies. It brings fear and negativity to the community. But this has become more familiar with the advancement of technology especially the use of the Internet. Here’s

This is on the motivation from Expector's Tips on English Usage (8): I was wondering

I phoned her whether she would be able to come to see me.  I wondered if I might be turned down, but instead my request was wonderfully accorded to.  I was wondering how could it happen in spite I was hoping it to be happened that way.  She never responded to me like she did that day.  I was afraid she could refuse to my request.  I was thinking, knowing her indifferent attitude towards me, she might have got som

Yes, you can use the past progressive/continuous or past simple tense to make a request or suggestion sound more polite, for example, you can say "I was wondering/I wondered if you could comment on my blog", instead of saying "You should try to comment on my blog". 

In addition to 'I was wondering/I wondered', you could use 'I was hoping', 'I was thinking' or 'I thought' instead of 'I hope' or 'I think' to express politeness. That is to say, the past simple or progressive tense can have present o

My dear friends,

I have written this short stories, related my personal experiences, Hope it will make a smile on your face.

My loving son, he is 4 ½ years. He always used to play games and to watch the cartoons with my phone. Sometime my folks and friends have called, but he missed that calls and has played along. Later, when I ringed that miscalls, they blamed me, why, always I disconnected their calls?.

 I want to stop this bad habit of my son quickly, because I know this

Dear Members of EC.

I am glad to see you again, After three times I forgot my accounts and I seemed getting problems with my previous e-mail. 

Actually, I am an old member of EC. I registered my first account when Mrs.Tara was still the admin of EC.

I had known many members here, they were quiet famous in my ERA :v #hahaha

Who am I?

That is not too important, but I supposed some Senior members know me, I hope they can keep my identity.

Pearl, Inna, WMW, Noas, Shah, They are so amazing, Robbie too. Luc

Life is a song; for some it’s a short song and for some it’s a very long song but for everyone it has both sad and happy melody. A song should be sung otherwise it’s in vain.
Some believe that we ourselves write and play the song while others believe that God, destiny or whatever has already written the song and we just play it.

Where do I want to go by all this; actually I love exercising and I also love music; now imagine if these two are combined together the result will be something amazing.

Once Upon A Time, there was a strong friendship between the Blind and the The Lame. They were always together wherever they were.

One day, The Lame asked the Blind to go around their village. The Blind wanted to grant him, if He would tell The Blind whatever The Lame saw.

The Lame, "Well, I agree with what you want, we will go around, walk on foot and I will tell you everything I see"

The Blind smiled and he began to picked The Lame up his back, The Lame told every instructions and The Blind listen

We all are using  English language day to day. If the usage goes wrong, the result will not be a disaster. Chances are less. 

I am going to write a story of aircraft crash due to English language. 

A good day morning in a pilot training school, a instructor and a trainee  planned to do a flight. This flight is trainee's last flight with trainer. Trainer instructed trainee to control total flight without his support. If any issue comes during the flight,  trainer will tell the trainee and trainee s

Hi friends i am happy to here. Thank u. 

Once a father and his hideous daughter who lived in a rural village visited a city for the first time. They were amazed by almost each and everything they saw there. After walking around the city for some time, they went to a big mall and were dumbfounded when they saw the two walls that could move apart and slide back together again.

The girl asked her father, "Oh, father, what is this?" 

The father who had never seen an elevator before said, "I have never seen anything like this before, my dear

“Let’s do it! I’m so ready, in spite the fact that I heard it’s a bit painful, and I know I can manage to do it” –my encouraging words for myself that morning.

12:01 pm, I forgot that I haven’t eaten yet, but this particular event scheduled today has no intention to move in favor of my grouchy stomach, I remember I haven’t taken my supper as well. What’s going on with me? I’m packing my things, my notebook and a bottle of water. Right! I have a bottle of water; this could be enough for now, to su

Once upon a time a young boy went to his father and said:' Dad I want to get married.' His father smiled at him and said:' that's great.' The boy said that he wanted to get married with four brides at the same time. His father looked in surprise. He explained to his son that he couldn't afford them physically, emotionally and financially, but his son wouldn't change his mind.

Finally his father told him: 'ok, I agree but under one condition; you should marry one first then after a week I will get

I can heal myself because I have a supporting husband and a son. What about you? How do you heal your wound?

See the dent above your upper lip? I’ve been thinking; long long long long time ago, someone told us a secret and then put their finger on our lips and said, “Shh!”

Now, here’s the $64,000 question: What is that big a** “secret”?