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Female
Location
Albuquerque, NM
Birthday:
December 10
Status
Learner of English
English level
Fluent
Other languages spoken
Arabic
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Yes
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Hi dear Skoon, how are ya these days? and how is urr studies?!!
take care!
MaNaL
Friendship Scraps
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Her nine year old son comes in, and after seeing them making love he hides in the wardrobe and watches them.
All of a sudden the husband comes.
Wife hides her lover in the wardrobe, without knowing that her son is in there. Boy:
- It's dark here.
- Yes it is.
- I've got a soccer ball.
- That's nice.
- Do you want to buy it?
- No, thanks.
- My dad is outside.
- Ok, how much?
- 250 dollars.
After a few weeks man and boy run into each other again in the wardrobe. Boy:
- It's dark here.
- Yes it is.
- I've got a soccer cleats.
Remembering what happened last time, man asks:
- How much?
- 750 dollars.
- Ok.
After few days, father says to his son:
- Lets go and play soccer.
- I can't, I sold the ball and the cleats.
- How much did you get?
- 1000 dollars.
- That is terrible, how could you ask so much money.... that's much more than they are worth.
That's a sin, so you should go to the church and confess.
Father takes his son to the church confessional. Boy gets in, closes the door and says:
- It's dark here.
Priest:
- Don't start with that shit again!!!
عام جديد يااختى فى توقيتنا نقول فيه امنيات طيبة لاصدقائنا واحبائنا
كل عام وانت بخير
New Year Greetings
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