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He’s the epitome of a responsible son, making ends meet doing multiple jobs like a hard-working bull in order to provide food on the table. Every single night, his last duty is to impress the audience with his funny antics and creative acting skills.

Yes, every single night he carries a huge bag full of colorful costumes, props and make-ups. Always in hurry to prepare for the show, he put his crimson red lipstick and mascara on which every real woman would die for to wear. He wears his blonde wig

I don't wanna live in a World that bans cats from being in libraries.

Please, if you see Max, give him some books.

Have you ever been banned from any place?

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Btw, for those who've recently joined EC, I will resume the activity I usually offer in the site:

1.Blogs about Cats or Funny Stuff or Both (like this one)
2.Blogs about Unfair stuff or Complaints
3.Blogs about EC stuff
4.Coming alive old discussions basically just for having fun myself making jokes

Enjoy the stay!

Once I read that humans could fly, only not for so long. Our little attempt to fly is called jumping. Just a leap upwards and we defeat gravity.
Gravity, that it's not only the force of attraction that the Earth has to pull us down. It's also the force of all that is dull that press us down.
The procedure to jump starts with a sudden thrust. You give your body a push upwards and loose contact with the soil. You are on your own, and fly for a couple of seconds.
If you want to fly a little longer

It is very easy to give titles of mole, whore, prostitute, seducer to women but a man does not consider the 

crime to fulfill his homosexuality, but fulfilling the need of a woman seems him unpleasant, 
he goes to a body seller, enjoys her body, but later also abuses her, considers her existence as sin and evil.

When the man's mind gets rid of sexual immorality, the man regrets his own actions. He forgets that the abusive lady is selling her body for her stomach and this is only because of his desi

Hello everybody! Welcome to my Wordless Wednesday blog!

You know the rules.

You have an imagination!

You have got the whole picture!

And only 7 days to have fun with it!

Here we go!

P.S.  If you don't know the rules:

You can write in your comments the captions to this picture. There are no limits of tries. I will put the Winner's Title as the Title of this Blog!

Lifeline is 29.11.2017

Enjoy!

Yes, this is a place in my village...

Collection Of Captions:

rysperski:

1. Didn't I tell you that the grass there is

In this story, Squirrel and Mongoose are two characters who are from different parts of this world. You know, as this world is a bit round so they met and later became friends! In the beginning of their friendship, video calling was not available in all cell phones. So, they could not see each other when they talked!

One day, squirrel went to her university library. Her final exam was about to start. She decided to hit the books all day long. By this time, Mongoose gave her a phone call. Mon,' He

By Laura Grace Tarpley

Teach English in China

The Chinese New Year is vastly different from the one Westerners fete every January 1st.

First of all, the Chinese New Year is based on the original Chinese lunar calendar, so the date is different each year.

Oh, excuse me, all 15 days are different each year. That’s right, Chinese New Year isn’t just one day—it’s 15 days in length, always beginning in January or February.

Yes, this means people celebrate for over 2 weeks. (More importantly, that means yo

I think, it is important to know and we should find it out what we are in reality. If we know, we can try at least to correct ourselves/ our behavior/attitude. Honestly, I am neither brave nor coward  but I am tend to worrying badly! And, I hate to see me in this situation. I, of course, want to get rid of it!

Today, I searched on net and read about how to be brave and bold! I read,'' Worry does not contribute anything to a situation, it only robs you of the ability to enjoy the present moment.''

What am I going to do about love?

It is getting deep down. I am scared.

I am scared if I met you by chance.

Our path brought you to us on that day.

Oh! My soul,

You take all the blame on me and increase my concern.

people could imagine ignorance or forgetfulness 

It is neither of them.

What am I going to do about love?

Someone help me! It is getting deep inside! 

Once, while feeding the goats in the forest, I met a woman. She was the weirdest creature I ever saw. And if you think that I am exaggerating, she had a shoe in one leg and another leg was bare!

And as I was afraid to talk to her, she came and said, "Hi, I am an alien unconscious woman! My shuttle broke down, so now I have to be going here and there for food, on this planet, until I will be able to go back to my home-planet." I said, "Wow! Nice to meet you!"

I lead the goats to home and returned b

Friendship - a word with deep meaning, nothing superficial. I think, friendship isn't about how often people are in contact because real friends don't forget each other even though they might be sometimes busy or unavailable from some reasons. True friendship is about giving each other support, feeling the same mutual understanding, being tuned on the same frequency because friendship is about good vibes not about disturbing elements. Only friendship based on tolerance and understanding can grow

As yesterday was Friday I decided to enjoy my life little bit and went to the bar with my friends. We were drinking, dancing and had great fun. Anyway, later I felt a bit drunk and weird as if somebody put drugs in my drink. Oh nooo my drink was spiked! My legs were so weak,  my arms became so numb that I dropped them on the floor. What the hell was this? My friends were just laughing like insane and put them better in the plastic bag - just in case I would need them one day again. When the barm

Please, don't correct the mistakes in this my writing, they are wanted because they are a part of Danny's challenge.

And here is my story, I hope you enjoy.

Let me say, I am a stupid unconscious woman, who has a shoe in one leg and another leg is bare. One day, I went to my kitchen and noticed crowds of turkeys on the table of my kitchen. I got mad while thinking about the reasons why those crowds of turkeys on my table are, and I got a strong headache. I needed to rest my brain, so I left the hou

If there’s a modern word that relates to a traitor, it would be the ‘frenemy’. Since the English language continues to evolve, more and more words are being introduced and included in the dictionary all the time. Some words are combined together to form new terms and ‘frenemy’ is one of them.

Frenemy is a combination of the words, ‘friend’ and ‘enemy’. This is a person who pretends to be your friend but in reality he or she is an enemy. Unfortunately, this is a countable noun which only means it

Toilet is without doubt a place, where we want to rest peacefully… ehm not literally and not forever but I do believe that in such place everybody wants their privacy, right?

So just imagine... you have lived in this harmony without being disturbed for ages BUT suddenly something got changed! Your little invaders, got older and turned out to be your… Toilet Disturbers! If you think I am kidding here, just read more and let me show you, how malicious your own kids can be!

1. THE OPEN DOOR

As a mom (

STARRING:
ALVIN: A student, a gameaholic
PUTRI: Alvin’s mom, strict but too spoils her son
FEBRISSA: Alvin’s friend
FARRAS: A doctor

Alvin is walking reluctantly coming home from school. Without changing his clothes, he enjoys sitting on the sofa and playing a game with his phone. “Alvin, take a bath and have your meal! I’ve prepared your favorite menu on the table,” says his mom.
“I’ll do it later, Mom!”

It’s already 6.00 p.m., but he doesn’t even move from his contentment. His mother gets angry

Once upon a time, there was a smart child buddhist named Ittsukyu(一休). His wit was famous in the city, and a lord heard that. He felt he wanted to be mean to the child buddhist, so he called the child buddhist to his castle.
"I am troubled with a tiger in my folding screen, because the tiger come out of there every night and do bad things", the lord said. Of course, the tiger in the folding screen couldn't come out of there and it was lie.
After a short thinking, the child buddhist said to the l

Is your country mountainous or is it as flat as a pancake? Funny question, right? However, believe it or not there exist countries with just a few small hills such as Kuwait, Belarus, Latvia or Gambia. As I am the mountain lover, I am lucky my country is one of the mountainous ones because I do love hiking and walking in the nature, especially in the forests of the mountains, which I find very relaxing and refreshing.. luckily I don't have to travel so far away as just 30 km from my place (almos