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Please, don't correct the mistakes in this my writing, they are wanted because they are a part of Danny's challenge.

And here is my story, I hope you enjoy.

Let me say, I am a stupid unconscious woman, who has a shoe in one leg and another leg is bare. One day, I went to my kitchen and noticed crowds of turkeys on the table of my kitchen. I got mad while thinking about the reasons why those crowds of turkeys on my table are, and I got a strong headache. I needed to rest my brain, so I left the house to go to the library of my city. After I had spent many hours there with collecting books and holding them on my arms, I felt my arms become numb, and I dropped them on the floor.
Hahaha, being without arms now, I lost the balance, I stumbled, and crashed my head against a shelf. I fell unconscious, and when I woke up again, I had to realize, I was sleeping on the coach of a football team on a big couch. As you can imagine, that was a very ridiculous and embarrassing situation to me, so I apologized to him, picked up my arms, made them alive again, and went home with a shoe in one leg and another leg is bare.
I went to my kitchen with the crowds of turkeys on my table and chased them away. Finally, I did not need to rest my brain anymore because this silly story made me give up my common sense.

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