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Loving Husbands

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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper, so I'd be in your hands all day.

Husband:
I too wish that you were a newspaper, so I could have a new one everyday.


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Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills...

Wife:
! When must I give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you!

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Wife:
I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.

Husband:
You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.

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Husband:
Today is Sunday and I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife:
Why three?

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Hint:

The word of the day begins with the letter “V” and has 7 letters long.

 

  • The ground shook and the cliffs seemed to v_ _ _ _ _ _.
  • The noise v_ _ _ _ _ _d the table.
  • The whole station seemed to v_ _ _ _ _ _ as the express train rushed through.

 

Can you guess the word of the day?

The word of the day is a verb means “to shake

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I knew this text already in French,and today I found its English version on the net.It makes some points...:))funny!

TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's...

  • First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant.(fortunately though not all mothers...)
  • They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes.
  • Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with br
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English Canteen

  All dearest readers

 

       Indonesian Government is trying  to develop the quality of education by many ways. One of those ways is by creating   some schools as school which have better standard in quality . it's called International school base or RSBI. These school models have been found in every province or regency in Indonesia. SMP N 2 Gunung Talang in my area ( Solok, West Sumatra) is one of the school that is pointed by educational  Department as RSBI school. In getting this  chance is n

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Amzanig, huh?

Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
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Hint:

The word of the day begins with the letter “E” and has 6 letters long.

 

  • I was e_ _ _ _ _ that my recent second bypass had been successful.
  • ‘That was one of the best races of my life’, said an e_ _ _ _ _ racer.
  • The prince was reported to be e_ _ _ _ by the birth of his daughter.

 

Can you guess the word of the day?

The word

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My Learning Diary

Hello guys,

 

Have you learnt somethin2346141348?profile=originalg new these days? A new word, expression, sound, something new about English Language?

If so, could you share that with us? It would be amazing!

Let's exchange our language experiences so everyone can learn a bit more...

Thank you so much!!!

 

Joyce.

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FACT !!!

Would someone explain this to me, please !!!!!!!

 

This year we've already experienced 1/1/11 & 11/1/11, and we will experience 1/11/11 and 11/11/11 later.  But even weirder take the last two digits of the year you were born and add it to the age you will be this year and it is 111……..!!!!

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Hint:

The word of the day begins with the letter “N” and has 3 letters long.

 

  • ‘Are you okay’ I asked. She n_ _ _ed and smiled.
  • David said nothing, but simply n_ _ _ed.
  • ‘Oh, yes,’ she n_ _ _ed. ‘I understand you very well.’
  • She gave a n_ _ and said, ‘I see’.
  • Many people in the audience n_ _ _ed in agreement.
  • She looked up and n_
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Hint:

The word of the day begins with the letter “S” and has 5 letters long.

 

  • Two men standing nearby looked at me, nudged each other and s_ _ _ _ed.
  • A dozen people were watching her, s_ _ _ _ing at her discomfort.
  • Her mouth was drawn back into a s_ _ _ _ of triumph.
  • “Maybe your husband does things that you don’t know about,”
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Hint:

The word of the day begins with the letter “R” and has 5 letters long.

 

  • Do you know the theme that was to r_ _ _ _ frequently in his work?
  • This is a r_ _ _ _ring nightmare she had had since childhood.
  • If the pain r_ _ _ _s, come and see me.

 

Can you guess the word of the day?

The word of the day is a verb means “to happen

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What's the difference between the Present Simple / Present Continuous and how to use them.

We use the present simple tense when we want to talk about fixed habits or routines – things that don’t change.

We use the present continuous to talk about actions which are happening at the present moment, but will soon finish.

Compare these two statements:

  • (present simple) I play tennis.
  • (present continuous/ progressive) I am playing tennis.

(present simple) ‘I play tennis’ tells us that playing tennis is some

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Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium

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It was a statutory holiday in some parts of Canada today. Some provinces call the third Monday in February "Family Day". I am happy to be in a province that promotes the importance of family time. 

 

We didn't get up to much on Family Day. It was nice to just relax after a busy week full of Valentine and birthday parties. We hung out in PJs and played Wii and watched a movie. Have you seen Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium? If not, you should!

 

This movie stars Dustin Hoffman (Rainman) and Natalie Por

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Hint:

The word of the day begins with the letter “A” and has 7 letters long.

 

  • He claimed that his parents had a_ _ _ _ _ _ed him.
  • The road is strewn with a_ _ _ _ _ _ed vehicles.
  • The authorities have a_ _ _ _ _ _ _ed any attempt to distribute food in an orderly fashion.
  • We were sinking, and the captain gave the order to a_ _ _
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Hint:

The word of the day begins with the letter “M” and has 8 letters long.

 

  • The period of m_ _ _ _ _ _ _ and bereavement may be long.
  • Expect to feel angry, depressed, and confused. It is all part of the m_ _ _ _ _ _ _ progress.
  • Yesterday the whole family was in m_ _ _ _ _ _ _.

 

Can you guess the word of the day?

The word of t

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