Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper, so I could have a new one everyday.
Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills...
Wife: ! When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you!
Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.
Husband: Today is Sunday and I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Husband: For you and your parents....
Comments
really funny :)))))))
thanks for the blog, that made me smile
Notears :they are but dont forget they are talkactive too :p
Ramona : i used yellow in order to hurt your eyes while reading :p
Nebia : shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i am making peace with girls , cuz they all hate me now
Rafal :i am just kidding ;)
Lynne :just for kidding ;)
Mahgol: come on i will teach you how i am good teacher in it ;)
Manal :my little sister thnks for your visit :)
Dreamer Girl: yes i wanna make you dizzy and wait for the nest blog :p
Anis : not me but this is the experiance talk :p
Dreamer Man,
they are all funny... ^_^
Really funny!
Your nose is getting length more than pinocchio
LOL!
you look so weird!!
@Nida : thnks for your visit :)
@Lucus : I am waiting your blog
@Mohyie: thnks for your comment ;)
@nebia : why dont you say all its truth :p
@Anele : I am not married yet when i will , i will answer you :p ( if I will )
@Atika : :p
Oh!!!
Dreamer what a nice idea you have about marriage.
I wonder who will take risk to marry after reading your blog?!
Very funny with some truth lol....