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The new honeymoon,

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 A man and his wife have been married for 20 years, they wanted to celebrate their wedding anniversary on the beach in the same hotel which they spent their honeymoon. The wife was very busy, so she agreed with her husband that he would travel first, and then two days later she would join him.

 The husband arrived at the hotel and entered his room. He found a computer in the room, then he sent a message to his wife to tell her about his arrival. The husband did a mistake in typing one letter at

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I would like to dedicate this blog to one special tradition, which is Czech Easter. You know, Easter is here related also to spring, it is actually the celebration of the spring and that is why we keep some traditions you might find very awkward or funny.

Let me start with the preparations. The girls must be ready, which means they need to colour and decorate the eggs for those, who will come around. Actually, it is not only about the eggs, they should be also ready with some sweets and for adult

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I like it

there are Direct correlation relationship between amount of laughing and saddens or bad feeling that u have inside your heart.  

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JOKE! JOKE!!

A girl was with her father when she saw her boyfriend coming.GIRL: Have you come to collect your book titled "DADDY IS AT HOME" by Ngozi.BOY: I want that your hymn book called "WHERE SHOULD I WAIT FOR YOU?".GIRL: I don't have that one but may be you should take the other one titled "UNDER THE MANGO TREE" by chimamandaBOY: Fine, but don't forget to bring "I WILL CALL YOU IN 5 MINUTES" While coming to school.GIRL: I will also bring you a new one too titled "I WON'T LET YOU DOWN" by John Acheve the
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Malaysians Are Weird - Part II

This is my second part about the weirdness of Malaysians. 

1. The Warmth Of Chicken Poop

Malaysians are really weird that sometimes we measure things by the 'warmth of chicken poop'. Haha! Well, before you puke or anything, let me explain. We say when 'insincere invitation' or 'halfhearted attempt' as the 'warmth of chicken poop'. For an example, you are going to a party, and suddenly your annoying friend asks you where you want to go. So, reluctantly you have to tell her and invite her to join yo

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Whether we’re a vibrant Orange, or a peaceful Blue, our color preferences are a key to understanding our personalities. Find out what this color expert has to say about your favorite color. What does it reveal about who you really are?

White: Symbolic of purity, innocence and naivete, white has strong connotations of youth and purity. If you are an older person, your preference for white could indicate a desire for perfection and impossible ideals, maybe an attempt to recapture lost youth and fre

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so close

Dear Friends...

We are so fare away but with EC we can fell that we are so close. We can learn English together and any time, we can make friends as many as possible. Hopefully the friendshio will be very usefull to us. see you my friends and thank you for your time

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Really Absolutely Great Splendor 

Where shall I start to flash back ?  I was very Impressed. Let's begin by reviewing of their Power. Once upon a time that people were at the height of their Power ! 

But -it would end- one day as the other examples after a long Sovereign

(862 - 1918)

The historians disscussed four periods in Russian History.

1. The Establishment of statehood. The Rurikid Princes (comes from Slavic world)  (862 - 1462)

2. The First Russian Dynasty. The Rurikid Princes. (1462 - 1598 )

3.

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Incredible Time - Changing Time!

Long ago, when I was a child, I was good in day dreaming! Visualizing myself as hero, thinking as if I was flying, contemplating myself with the super heroes like Shaktiman and Junior G. Long ago, I was a child and I was free to imagine, free to make senseless talks, and fantasies without boundaries. Long ago when there were no obligations and no restrictions, no commitments and no realizations. Long ago when animals were friends and gardens were playgrounds...
I do not remember when did I chang

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I wanna train my finger tips

Today early morning I thought about my typing speed. As usually we all do I did search "general typing speed" on Google, the maximum typing speed was 212 words per minutes (WPM), I know It's huge speed which I can't achieve but I shamed on my speed, my speed was below than 1/8 of max speed, I know I'm not a typist and not a native English man, but I should speed up my typing speed more than this. 

this is one of the free online web site which I found to practice ; http://www.speedtypingonline.com

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Seeker's writing challenge

After jack went to his room, his dad went to the library. He was still upset because of his son’s marks at science.  While he was looking at books he saw one of his favorite book “how to win friends and influence people” by Dale Carnegie. He loved this book. He read it few years ago. He took the book sat on the chair and started reading. While he was reading he came across this sentence “if you want to persuade someone to do something first you need to arouse in other person an eager want”. This

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Seeker's short story challenge.

dad: ''I am your dad and I have every right on you''! Go and take some sleep, I want to talk with you tomorrow morning. And, I hope you might change your decision'', he murmured. Then Mr. Mark went to the balcony." It's just a murky night, murky and hopeless!" he uttered with a heart break. He decided to past the whole night over there. He just couldn't believe his own son got such a poor marks in science, damn!

Jack: Jack also felt very sorry. But, he just couldn't understand why it was so impor

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Present Tense

Hi everyone,

As I study English, grammar and writing, I would like to share and apply the lessons I am learning and have learned. One of these lessons is about the present tense. Present tense has four forms: simple, continuous, perfect and perfect continuous. However, for today's post, I will be working with simple present tense.

Samples of Present Simple:

  • I watch movies. (habit)
  • Mark goes to work every day. (repeated action)
  • Americans speak English. (general truth)
  • This is how you make a cup of hot
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Do you agree with Moses ?

".............he told me the one place where he could consistently practice with native speakers was in online chat rooms. That’s all well and good, but one major obstacle, he said, was that most chat rooms were often filled with men interested only in meeting girls. They weren’t interested in continuing a conversation with another guy.
So what did Moses do? He created another screen name and logged in as a woman (a virtual sex change operation, if you will, only taking just an instant and totall

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Moon and my thoughts..

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I am sit on the terrace and staring/looking at the moon, I am thinking now that how beautiful the moon is, but there is also a spots on the moon, but we ignore these spots and always saying that the moon is very beautiful, I like the moon, you are like the moon etc., it means that the moon is also not perfect, but we like the moon by ignoring these spots.. Then why we people always notice the mistakes of others why we people not see the beauty of that person, no one is perfect in this world. We

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I chose this ending because of the persistent character of a father. See the previous story!

As Seeker closed his account, I'd like to review the previous story.

Father and son are in the debate on what the son will be in the future. The son want to be an artist and the father want him to be an engineer. The son enters the room and are cogitating over it......

Jack is standing in front of the shop, waiting his dad buying something for daily need. Then, his dad comes and walks away with him. After a

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  When the company where I work demanded that their employees not use the Office phone for personal talks, I suggested a general meeting be called where the issue be discussed with the company officials. Jimmy insisted that our Worker’s Union Official ought to participatein the meeting and  should be ready tackle any issue should such be the need.

   The company officials warned us that our demands not be pushed too far and pointed out that retaliations were possible should the company concider

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PEN

“I am a pen, the only source of putting the ideas feelings and emotions mankind has in mind. (Though now most of you may not agree with my claim of being only source, because of the invention of key board), but I consider a key board only a medium which only represent me, I do have the connection of mind with me. How important I am, can be assessed that Allah Almighty sworn by me in the Holy Quran, in Sura Al-Qalam. Why? Only because Allah says that this is the pen which has put all the knowledg

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