Just a boffola?
A very funny deipnosophist
was working as a columnist.
His name was Aron-Asimoto,
he called himself "The couch potato".
A dry run or a rehearsal,
was used by him as dispersal.
To screw up that was not his way
not even not for just to play.
As mister of the universe,
he loved a very pretty nurse.
He loved her on a wobbly gurney,
and felt like on a crazy journey.
Someone had stolen his beretta,
and he was calling for vendetta.
His weapon was a rolling pin,
so he was not about to win.
Why was he no
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If you believe in balance then your life is okay.
There was a man and his name was John. He was 30 years old at that time of my story.
I am sure, if COUCH POTETO or MOUSE POTETO were professions, John would have had been one of the people with one of that kind of professions. John has lived in a big house. He has left the house very seldom. He wasn't that communicative, what means he wasn't a DEIPNOSOPHIST.
John has loved his big house with air condition inside and a TRANSOM outside.
Sometimes friends has visited him, a
Hello EC lovelies and cuties, as I promised to our lady blue thinker, here is my humble entry to this challenge... I know, these are not funny but I really had fun doing this.
“The saddest scene in life, there’s no comfie” Brand Name: Comfie Manufacturer: HankyPanky “Help the cleaner, throw it here”Brand Name: Cosmobin Manufacturer: Cosmomade
“If it’s out of hand, get a bag and just Grab it!”Brand Name: GrabIt Manufacturer: SyntheBreeze
“I’ve got a hundred ways to cut it, with no inhibition”Brand N
This morning, while going through the news on BBC, I came across an interesting article written by David Robson dealing with "foreign" words used to describe emotional feelings in a research project carried out by Tim Lomas.
The below posted entry is a resume of a long article in a form of passages randomly selected to my whim and fancy.
Lomas’s Positive Lexicography Project aims to capture the many flavours of good feelings (some of which are distinctly bittersweet) found across the world
Well, January is coming to the end and this month we have guessed many interesting and funny words playing Jeopardy. Looking through them makes me laugh as I already "see" a few funny stories and verses I can write. So, I propose you to do the same. Please, write a funny story or a funny poem using some of these words. I will correct the stories, so they must be within 200-250 word limit.
Here is our vocabulary:
A GURNEY (American) is a weeled stretcher to put a person into an anbulance, for examp
Hi, my friends! As the rainy weather spoiled all our plans for today, I will go on teaching you a little.
Well, looking through your answers on the previous grammar tests, I noticed that some of you are not sure whether to use IT IS or THERE IS in this or that sentence. It is really surprising as it is not even the intermediate level, it is basic. Anyway, we use both constructions very often and you should know how to do it correctly.
SO, IT IS is mostly followed by an adjective:
It is windy.
It is
Hi! Here I am again with the next “portion” of the intermediate grammar as I am not satisfied with the results of my previous test. You all know what to do: you should find and correct all the mistakes in each sentence.
There you go!
- Letter brought before I left (3 mistakes).
- When I packed my stuff, somebody knocked at the door (2).
- He asked will I take part at the conference (3).
- She put aside the letter she wrote and started to think (3).
- There was the nice day for walk (3).
- I am interesting of histo
SOME GIFTED PERSON ARE BORN EVERYWHERE , THEY ARE LUCKLY PEOPLE , BECAUSE THEY WILL HAVE ALL OF THEM WHAT THEY THINK , BUT ENTIRELY DIFFER ANOTHER PEOPLE WHO THEY HAVE NOT MONEY IN THEIR HAND ,
WHEN YOU GO THROUGH A VILLAGE , ALL PEOPLE ARE SO SUFFER IN THE SOCIETY
Aloha EC people!
It’s been a while since I don’t write any blog but some people here are suggesting so very cool challenges that... how could I skip it?! I love Onee’s challenge (Thanks Onee!) so this is my dialogue with a stranger.
Thanks in advance to all of you who are suggesting challenges and taking part; but also big thanks to all of these members who are just reading and commenting. You’re helping to keep this site alive! ^_^
OKay, this is my story...
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My “Meeting a Stranger” dialogue i
For how many years I had lived a solitary life, but not anymore, I didn’t choose this, still, it happened, I didn’t ask yet it came, and I won’t deny the overjoyed emotions captivated my being. It feels like home.
“Father, my teacher told me you need to visit my school. She wants to talk to you.” Light said that early evening.
“Why so? What did you do this time?” I said calmly to my 5-year-old “son”.
“You’re always thinking the worst about me, Father. She wants to tell you about the upcoming event.
Topic: The Universe
Grammar Section: Indirect Question
TEACHER: OK, Class. Today, we will talk about the Universe. Can anyone tell me what you know about the Sun?
GAMA: It’s the nearest star to the Earth and also the center of our Solar System.
TEACHER: Good, Gama! That’s right. Now does anyone know how long it takes the Earth to revolve around the Sun?
FIKKRY: It takes three hundred sixty five and a quarter days.
TEACHER: Wow! Perfect, Fikkry! That’s why we have A LEAP YEAR every four years, and the
Happy holidays all! Tomorrow is my birthday yay! But now I'm waiting at WIFI Ibis Trans Studio Hotel Bandung with my father who's reading Jakarta Post newspaper and other local ones. I don't have my photo in the hotel. You can google it.
I enjoy my short stay here even though I don't have time to visit my school friends here. I went to 2 malls as usual and returned some novels to Hendra's Library (my husband's name is also Hendra).
I warn you must be careful if u travel with taxi. Make sure you as
Use a knife
protect your teeth
It's better, to have some pages of toilet paper instead only a roll.
Better being full and happy, than and hungry .and lonely...
feed me, I'm a starving Trash bin
Mens dream and mens needs ... just a single plasic bag...
Better hang in a frame than to be hung up.
We catch your face
Better to use a clothespin than to do nothing to ask her to marry you.
Lately my friend asked me to help him making advertise design. but, I refused because it is not my major, lol. Then Luci posted her jaw-dropping challenge, so I think it's good to participate as an amateur. hope you like it^^
I'am sorry if some words are offending. I made this just for fun, fooor the sake of study, hehehe....
contain --> Product's name
Imaginary Brand
My Slogan
there you go!
Toilet paper
Rollie
Wipe your poopie
Clean your bootie
Trash bin
Fill
Everything you
(Just a funny poem by using uncommon words like: Mixologist, Rolling pin, gurney )
( I beg everyone: don't take it as serious, it's just a joke !!! )
Just a funny poem
Jerome, a famous movie star
has drank much beer there in a bar.
His wife, she was alone at home,
was waiting long for her Jerome.
He drank too much, so he got drunk,
and quickly to the ground he sank.
"Mixologist, don't call my wife,
because I want to stay alive!"
Just call for me an ambulance,
maybe I can so keep my chance.
My chance of maki
Item : Toilet paper
Brand name : SOFT
Advertising slogan : "Unroll it and feel the softness"
Item : Plastic bag
Brand name : Packateers
Advertising slogan : "Pack it into your sac"
Item : Trash can
Brand name : Rubbermaid
Advertising slogan : "Save mother nature from waste"
Item : Picture Frame
Brand name : Protectiva
Advertising slogan : "Print your moments and protect your memories"
Item : Knife
Brand name : Bill's Blade
Advertising slogan : "Feel the touch of the sharpness"
Item : Clothespin
Brand
I was in a hotel near the beach in Kish island. I like walking along the beach but I couldn’t because it was hot and humid. At night it was a bit cool, so I decided to walk. While I was walking , a tall girl came and started a conversation with me.
The girl: Hello, Can you speak English?
Me: Hi, Yes, I can.
The girl: I was looking for someone to speak with. It’s nice to see you.
Me: It’s my pleasure to meet you. Where are you from?
The girl: India. It sounds you are from Iran. Aren’t you?
Me: Yes, I
