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Once, while feeding the goats in the forest, I met a woman. She was the weirdest creature I ever saw. And if you think that I am exaggerating, she had a shoe in one leg and another leg was bare!

And as I was afraid to talk to her, she came and said, "Hi, I am an alien unconscious woman! My shuttle broke down, so now I have to be going here and there for food, on this planet, until I will be able to go back to my home-planet." I said, "Wow! Nice to meet you!"

I lead the goats to home and returned b

Friendship - a word with deep meaning, nothing superficial. I think, friendship isn't about how often people are in contact because real friends don't forget each other even though they might be sometimes busy or unavailable from some reasons. True friendship is about giving each other support, feeling the same mutual understanding, being tuned on the same frequency because friendship is about good vibes not about disturbing elements. Only friendship based on tolerance and understanding can grow

As yesterday was Friday I decided to enjoy my life little bit and went to the bar with my friends. We were drinking, dancing and had great fun. Anyway, later I felt a bit drunk and weird as if somebody put drugs in my drink. Oh nooo my drink was spiked! My legs were so weak,  my arms became so numb that I dropped them on the floor. What the hell was this? My friends were just laughing like insane and put them better in the plastic bag - just in case I would need them one day again. When the barm

Please, don't correct the mistakes in this my writing, they are wanted because they are a part of Danny's challenge.

And here is my story, I hope you enjoy.

Let me say, I am a stupid unconscious woman, who has a shoe in one leg and another leg is bare. One day, I went to my kitchen and noticed crowds of turkeys on the table of my kitchen. I got mad while thinking about the reasons why those crowds of turkeys on my table are, and I got a strong headache. I needed to rest my brain, so I left the hou

If there’s a modern word that relates to a traitor, it would be the ‘frenemy’. Since the English language continues to evolve, more and more words are being introduced and included in the dictionary all the time. Some words are combined together to form new terms and ‘frenemy’ is one of them.

Frenemy is a combination of the words, ‘friend’ and ‘enemy’. This is a person who pretends to be your friend but in reality he or she is an enemy. Unfortunately, this is a countable noun which only means it

This is a very important question. What is very important organ in our body?

I asked this question to many people and see their answers

Kid:- " Mouth is important with out that we can't eat, So we can't survive"

Teacher:-"Nose, with out that we can't exhale and inhale, so no life"

Doctor :- Lugs with out that we can't complete exhale and inhale

Writer:-Eyes,  without that world is dark

Football Player:- Legs, without that I can't play

Lady: Tongue, with this I can't talk, so no meaning of my lifeans

Cou

Hi, everyone! My funny contest has been over and, as a result, we have got 6 winning mistakes you found to be the funniest. Here they are together with my explanations:

1. “Having held the books for so long she felt her arms become numb and she dropped them on the floor.” This sentence means that a woman dropped her ARMS on the floor because they had got (were getting) numb. What a horror!
2. “I have a shoe in one leg and another leg is bare.” It means that some woman has more than two legs. Besides she

Perhaps you are at career crossroads, and you are looking for a more fulfilling and interesting way to utilize your skills. If you are interested in teaching and traveling to exciting and interesting destinations, then you might want to consider teaching English as a foreign language abroad.

If you want to boost your confidence in your work life or social life, then pay close attention. Because you're about to discover a surefire technique to learn English, at home, with your kids and family. Bes

The anonymous storyteller is busy reading a book when he hears somebody knock at his door. A faint thought comes to him that perhaps it was a guest, and he finds it better to let him in the following day because he was meditating over the demise of Lenore, his lover (Prince and Allan 4). Surprisingly, when he decides to open the door, he comes to nothing new except a sound echoing Lenore a reverberation from his thoughts. Coming back to his room, he again hears a knock and simply imagines that i

Toilet is without doubt a place, where we want to rest peacefully… ehm not literally and not forever but I do believe that in such place everybody wants their privacy, right?

So just imagine... you have lived in this harmony without being disturbed for ages BUT suddenly something got changed! Your little invaders, got older and turned out to be your… Toilet Disturbers! If you think I am kidding here, just read more and let me show you, how malicious your own kids can be!

1. THE OPEN DOOR

As a mom (

What question? Can you answer this?

I asked many people this question. One person told " chewing the food that you like most".

Are you agree with this answer? No, then continue reading

Another man told " Drinks, that will give happiness" ,

Are you Ok with this answer? No, right go ahead

A Lady told " When I get costly ornaments or dress" 

I don't agree this answer. 

A man told " When ever I drive my Rolls-Royce Car" we will see what others tell

Another lady told " seeing face of baby first time after gi

STARRING:
ALVIN: A student, a gameaholic
PUTRI: Alvin’s mom, strict but too spoils her son
FEBRISSA: Alvin’s friend
FARRAS: A doctor

Alvin is walking reluctantly coming home from school. Without changing his clothes, he enjoys sitting on the sofa and playing a game with his phone. “Alvin, take a bath and have your meal! I’ve prepared your favorite menu on the table,” says his mom.
“I’ll do it later, Mom!”

It’s already 6.00 p.m., but he doesn’t even move from his contentment. His mother gets angry

Hi brothers and sisters, 

Somebody told me that everybody in this world will have some stories to share. I met a person last week on the way to return from my office. I am using a sharing platform"quick ride" for my regular drives. I met more than 100 people through sharing app. I never keep quite while driving. I will be keep on asking something always. Many people respond to me and share their stories. A very few will show that they have a lot do in mobile!. 

I will come to the story. The person

Hi All, 

Here I am trying to bring the reason behind the divorce and the solution. I felt many cases the "Ego" of the couples is the main reason. Both couples are having Ego and ready to compromise for anything. Finally it leads to separation.   If they are having kid or kids, they are going to impact worst.

How to prevent it?

Nature made all solutions for everything

Physical relationship between partners are a good medicine for bursting the ego. In physical relationship, Woman can't get full advant

All most all of us used knife for sometime for some purpose. Think about a new knife you purchased. How easily you can use it. After using it for sometime, its performance will go down. To get the same performance back. You have to sharpen it. Once you sharpen it, you will get the performance back as you bought first time. 

This principle is applicable for all of us. We learned many thing during our journey from a kid to know, If we are not revising or sharpening what we learned, we cannot use ou

Once upon a time, there was a smart child buddhist named Ittsukyu(一休). His wit was famous in the city, and a lord heard that. He felt he wanted to be mean to the child buddhist, so he called the child buddhist to his castle.
"I am troubled with a tiger in my folding screen, because the tiger come out of there every night and do bad things", the lord said. Of course, the tiger in the folding screen couldn't come out of there and it was lie.
After a short thinking, the child buddhist said to the l

With the rapid development of the construction industry, the resulting construction waste is also an unprecedented increase. The number of urban garbage has accounted for the total amount of 30% to 40%, in the past, most of the construction waste landfill treatment is adopted, which not only consumes a large amount of manpower to transport clean, but also takes up a lot of land. Along with the popularization and application of mobile crusher, the construction waste crusher has become a convenien

Is your country mountainous or is it as flat as a pancake? Funny question, right? However, believe it or not there exist countries with just a few small hills such as Kuwait, Belarus, Latvia or Gambia. As I am the mountain lover, I am lucky my country is one of the mountainous ones because I do love hiking and walking in the nature, especially in the forests of the mountains, which I find very relaxing and refreshing.. luckily I don't have to travel so far away as just 30 km from my place (almos