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A man (could be a woman too) came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door.SON: "Daddy, may I ask you a question?"DAD: "Yeah sure, what is it?"SON: "Daddy, how much do you make an hour?"DAD: "That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?"SON: "I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?"DAD: "If you must know, I make $100 an hour."SON: "Oh! (With his head down).SON: "Daddy, may I please borrow $50?"The fa
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I don´t know the headline!!

I dreamt yesterday night...there was everything confusion,some real and some of them really fantasy..I hate the such dreams! some of my dreams was that I were in Iran.But there was my Iran not this Iran! there was everything beautiful and lovely..there was everything green and fresh...I diden´t want to wake up....
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BOOKS

First of all, I'd like to introduce myself. My name is Ricardo and I have been teaching since 1982. I teach via Skype and in companies. I have published two books.Take a look at them.http://clubedeautores.com.br/book/5476--INGLES_PASSO_A_PASSOhttp://clubedeautores.com.br/book/5565--TOPICS_FOR_CONVERSATIONINGLÊS PASSO A PASSO - Beginners.TOPICOS FOR CONVERSATION - Intermediate level.RegardsRicardo Estevesricardo.teacher@terra.com.br
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Three Excellent Books

To help you improve your English, you couldn't ask for three better books than these:Our Marvelous Native Tongue: The Life and Times of the English Languageby Robert Claiborne"Claiborne pulls from an impressively broad range of sources to supply his account. From literature, we see how Chaucer, Shakespeare, Johnson, Webster, and other titanic literary figures revolutionized our tongue. From history, we see how the Norman invasion of England nourished the language. From politics, we see how the E
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The Time

When I really think, I find that our lives revolve around time and how to exploit and attempt to do useful things which.Who doesn’t find the time if it wants to, and when you think how lost by all means will be up to us why, but I think that in any thing important has been lost.The hard part here is how not to repeat the mistakes don’t waste time once again to resolve it can make time in an optimal way the goal before anything and secondly the most important thing in our lives may we enjoy.Let’s
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As it is known that this period is a phase of information revolution and it requires skilled people in this field because it is rarely that humman beings are used in this period.Instead Robots, computers and other technology are replaced;this means that developing countries need those who are experts,skilled,well trained to run what the need involves .For example hospitals,schools ..etc,today or these institutions and others require education used by technology; like multimedia to deal with ever
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The day of rage

Today is the day of rag for all the lovers of justice and the fighters of human rights. Today is a protest in Palestine and in all the countries that support their people. In order to protest against the occupation policy and extremist intentions to break in Alaqsa mosque and to invade the right of religion.The big problem is that their intentions are not just on destroying Alaqsa mosque rather they want to get rid of Alquds" Jerusalem" inhabitants and build their settlements.Isn't that invasion
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I am a handkerchief

She was very happy when she cleaned her tears . The tears came from her happiness , when she found out that her mother would be fine from a hard illness that shewas suffering from it .I was so happy because when I cleaned her tears and her face , I could feel her hope andhappiness . I had no chance to touch her before because she was so busy with the works that she had to do for her mother , but at that time I could feel myowner' kind hands and I could be useful for her .It was the best experien
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Fall and my birthday............

Fall and my birthday............I always forget my birthday.Yesterday, my girl who's living far away, sent her dad a message,asking him to get something for my day.He was on business with his friends.So he sent me message ,telling me not to have dinner, waiting for his returning.Till 7.30 pm, he came home with 3 colleagues, a bit drunk.They sang happy birthday song and gave me a gift then left.My husband gave me a hair spin.After that, we walked, went downtown, bought some rolls and ate ice crea
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EXODUS

EXODUSI can see, but it looks different for my eyesTwo brown scanner which got shrunken,due to Arabian hot sun.My mind got shrunken as guest of unknown parent;they may be my guardian for coming days.I didn’t foresee that this sandy land will provide me essentials.It entertained me in contrast to my parent.My step to each day is a day unknown to me ,here it gave me definition as Alien ,but these are proposal from ALLAH .I am not the architect.TheArchitect gave me life as boon with condition of wi
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12 Flu Prevention Tips

1Raw garlicGarlic is one of the best natural remedies for flu prevention. Garlic kills viruses responsible for colds and the flu, according to tests run by a microbiologist at Brigham Young University. It may be helpful to smear nasal cavity with garlic juice (this may cause burning sensation). Or you could simply chew the chive garlic, you even don't need to swallow it. To protect your child hang up to the cot a small gauze bag with crushed raw garlic.2YogurtYogurt has immunostimulatory effects
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How Old Are You?

I know it is so natural to be young or old, and to believe that those who are old were young and those who are young are going to get old. Honnestly, I do not know why but I have started avoiding answering this question. Is it because of my feeling of getting old? Or because of the number of years I am accumulating year after year?When I was a teenager and was asked this question I used to see my life as a long road with so many trees on both sides, and with nothing that can interrupt the course
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Here is a little story good to be remembered as it's always so easy for forget...A few flies were attracted to a jar of honey which had been overturned in a housekeeper's room, and placing their feet in it, ate greedily. Their feet, however, became so smeared with the honey that they could not use their wings, nor release themselves from there, and were suffocated. Just as they were expiring, they exclaimed, "Oh stupid creatures that we are, for the sake of a little pleasure we have destroyed ou
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