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This is written as a humorous message to my "gentlemen" chat friends on this site. For the "lady jokers", just read on and enjoy the laugh.

Please!!!!, (to all of you)... Watch this video first to "set the mood of the writing". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVwG1t-NVAA  The concept was borrowed, yet, I truly love adding to it. It involves a bad tasting Mexican Beer that's imported to the United States.

Here's my list of additions; Enjoy all! Please, relax and smile.

1. When God created the Earth,

1. In a list:

My English Club friend Anna loves reading blogs, chatting with friends, and commenting on photos in MyEC photo gallery.

2. Between three or more adjectives or adverbs:

I enjoy Yasemin's company because she's a chirpy, cheerful, friendly gal.

3. With two adjectives:

Teacher Tara regularly challenges members with creative, useful writing tasks.

4. With numbers:

Currently, EC has more than 78,000 members.

5. For addresses or dates:

Ha Nguyen, who comes from Hanoi, Vietnam, posted her late

After you acquainted me of that famous star who was your classmate in your youth,it makes me remembered one of the wonderful movies which he acted.Could you please make me acquainted with him?

living a double life ... !! is it possible to achieve .....?

living a double life means to win compound of our single age , win it fact not just illusion ,

when we live just for ourselves , life seems very short , expire at the end of our limited life , but when we live for the others ,and for idea our life seems so deeper , it begins from where the humanity began and spread after our death...when we imagine our lives like this we redouble our feeling into our hours , our days , and our moments ,

"2+2=5!!!"

        A teacher taught a boy math. The boy’s name was Arno. He was 7.

“Arno! How many apples would you have if I gave you 2 apples and the other apple and one more apple?” The teacher asked Arno.

“5!” Arno answered definitely.

The teacher felt worry. She expected a right answer for her easy question. She was disappointed.

“Maybe he didn’t pay attention well” She thought.

“Listen carefully, it’s so easy. You can answer it correctly if you listen carefully. How many apples would you have i

What is your name?

What does it mean?

Have you ever tought about it?

Here EC calligraphers answered this question.

Every one used his/her own unique style to say about his/her name.

All their arts are really wonderful!

Do you like to see their arts, too?

Here you are!

It is a little exhibition of EC calligraphers art:

 Asma means Beauty and Highness

Style: Kufi

 bright - rubies means Expensive Girl

 Gabriel Sowrian , Gabriel means Man of God

Style: Gothic

 hafida stands for Handy, admirable, fun, idea

Last Friday I visited the site of Teacher Mike Harrison and found this exciting post "Photo story: A couple of beers #story", and it inspired me to create the same post.

I present this topic such as tribute to my cute cat which died few weeks ago. Before her demise, she showed her talent in entertaining us. You can look at the photo above which is funny enough! So I challenge you to guess what the story behind this photo is?

Please leave a comment with your ideas ... Thank you!

.......Bangladesh a name of real beauty ......a name of simplicity.....a name of hospitality........

May be we are not a rich country , but we are enrich in natural wealth and humanity and happiness. That's  why Bangladesh is counted as a happiest country of the world,last year Bangladesh get 11th position for a happy country of the world.I am really proud to be a Bangladeshi.

 I recently wrote this with the very best of intentions. Please don't take offense. The concept was borrowed from one of my favorite American comedians (Jeff Foxworthy) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7E-isbgwpk  I assure you that the content is all original.....

If you spend half of your afternoon voice chatting with our members and need to take a nap from trying to understand them (because you're exhausted from the listening, and bad internet connections), then are awoken from a deep coma for

"One language sets you in a corridor for life.

Two languages open every door along the way."

~Frank Smith~

I myself have been speaking Indonesian as the mother tongue the language of unity. You know Indonesia has more than 400 languages​​. Our Founding Fathers made ​​the Indonesian language as the language of unity. That's why despite having more than 400 languages​​, we only speak one language, Indonesian, which has been enriched with a variety of vocabulary (local and foreign languages --Arabic,

    On December 17, 1903, Orville Wright made the first-ever manned flight at Kitty Hawk, North Carolina. His flight lasted 12 seconds and covered a distance of 120 ft(37 m). That same day, Orville’s brother (Wilbur) made his first flight, which lasted 59 seconds, with the same aircraft.

    Almost five years later, the Wright brothers were the first to fly in an airplane formore than one hour. On Sept 9, 1908, Orville Wright flew for 1 hour, 2 minutes, and 15 seconds. On Sept 21, 1908, Wilbur

Hi all my friends ^^ 

I wrote the folk story form Saudi folklore with help my friends " thanks for your help it would have been difficult without you ^^"

Special thanks to my dear friend "Princess of English language" "Yasmine"    

                              The scarf
     This story talks about an old poet who has a boy, but this boy was living in another village. This boy was the only male in the family, all of his sisters were married. After their mother's death his father,the poet, got marrie

I just ask myself about what is my purpose here, in this world?

Just keep searching on something that I really like. Its like searching yourself.

Searching for who you really are.

When times walk.. And you still stuck on your routine activities. Can you imagine how's life like?

There's no passion. No Creativity. Even there's no life..

It seems like you just keep move on something that so boring.

I want to break my life. Get out from my routines life.

Knowing who I really want. And knowing where should

     Sometime in a cold summer, Anabelee usually take her vacation at her cousin Daphne's farm in Old Road, Mexico City. It was not a typical description and view of what a farm house looks like; a tiled floor and a glass window where the sun's light directed towards the ever pleasing cool sight and relaxing shades of green and blue surrounding the living room.

      On every corner, you could see a glass basket full of candies and chocolates. There is also a glass center-table in the living room

A piece of my life’s experience…

I’d like to share with you my little story today. The story looks very simple itself, but I think it may cause you to think a bit about our attitude for lives towards life.

Once, I and some of my friends traveled to a country side. A place that was very beautiful with immense fields. The green color of grasses seemed like imbued the infinite space itself.

On that journey, I myself was impressed with the game flying kites one of the most popular games in the country

Writing Challenge# Reflexive Pronouns

I remember some years ago, I wanted to test Google Translate (Beta Version):

I questioned myself which sentence I should write for the first time.

I told myself "I am Sahar" is the best!

I wrote in Google box "I am Sahar" in Persian (من سحر هستم).

Then Google translated it: " I am magic"!

Magic?!!

Oh!

Yes!!

Sahar itself means "Dawn" in Persian, but it also means "Magic" with the same writing and different pronunciation, Sehr.

"Google must laugh at itself!" I thought

Hello everyone,

You could see the nominees for January 2013 chatter's award, here.

While we have the same nominees in some categories, we have other new nominees too. We want to thank these members who make the main room, a dynamic, fun and entertaining for themselves and other members too.

You could vote until January,31st 2013. Each member can vote only once. So please choose wisely.

The Most Helpful Members:

Darius -T Mal

To vote,click here.

The humorous chatters:

Jin - Oktavia - Grape

To vote, click

Birthday Present For a Girlfriend

It was Sunday and I was planning to visit somewhere. Suddenly, my phone rang, it was one of my friends whom I met in English Park last Sunday. He asked me if I was free and if I could go shopping. Yes! I answered him, as I myself was planning to visit somewhere. I asked him what he had to buy and which market he planned to go to. Birthday gift for my girlfriend, he said. He was new in this city, so he didn't know any market himself. I told him to meet me near "Th

the birthday of the prophet MUHAMMAD peace be upon him , this is what we call in algeria Mouled

we are the muslims , we should celebrate his birthday Because he is who illuminates our path

we are the muslims , we have to  apply islam on the ground  , And to be the followers of our Holy Prophet peace be upon him,  This happens when we  inspire  his tolerance, and  his acceptance of others, and his kind treated  with everyone.

peace be upon him

*i would like to say for the muslims and not muslims happ