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There was a man, who lived in the mountain village, and he was known because he has never argued with anyone. One day some correspondent, who wished to write about this man in the Guinness book of records, came to him. They had the following conversation:

— Please tell me, is it true, that you have lived more than 90 years and never argued with anyone?

— Yes, it is true.

— Absolutely with no one?

— Absolutely with no one, at all!

— Even with your wife?

— Even with my wife.

— Even with your children?

— E

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Email Etiquette Around The World

Everyone can now send e-mail messages with their mobile device or computers. With just one click, you can easily send your message to anyone from any parts of the globe. But before you send your message, it is essential that you are at least knowledgeable with e-mail etiquette. This will depend on the kind of message that you want to send. If it is a business e-mail, you need to be formal and direct. E-mail etiquette differs all around the globe. In Germany, you have to use titles like for examp

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I’M SORRY

A man who crush a native English in street, say “I’m sorry”. Their conversation as follows:-I’m sorry too”-I’m sorry three-What are you sorry for?-I’m sorry five-Sorry, are you sick-I’m sorry seven-Will you intend to count to eight?-I’m sorry nine-Then..then…-I’m sorry eleven…Now you have understood how important English is! (o.0)Relax and have a nice day.
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Page-150 from mishaikh’s Biography

It was a very pleasant day, when MI’s younger brother asked to go out for a walk on the beach.  MI was curious, because this was the last thing his younger brother would ask him, because he always liked to be in the company of friends rather than to go out with MI. 

‘Yes, what is it?” MI asked his brother.  They were walking on the beach, the sun seemed tired and wanting to lie down on the horizon. 

“We have, I mean we all, Mom, sister and other brothers decided t

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fragile

Life is more 'fragile' than we think

Handle with care please! 'fragile'

Uncle had an operation. He felt 'fragile'

Love is 'fragile'

Zara is 'fragile'. She cries for every thing

Mum said, keep that flower vase safe, It is 'fragile'

My great grandma is 94 this year. She is 'fragile'

Avni is with a rare medical condition. She is too 'fragile'

Jack left his girl friend because she is so 'fragile'

Sita is unable to perform well in the dance contest because she is too 'fragile'

Father remembered his daughter as

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Before you read this, pick a number from 1-300, and write it down.2347105967?profile=original

This month, we are going to work on writing a page from our biography.  A biography is a book or article about a person's life. What is the most interesting part in a biography? Some people think the childhood is the most interesting part. Others like reading about the struggles of early marriage, career, or parenthood. We all hope that retirement or old age will be the best part of our lives. 

Even though we are writing about ours

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working lunch time

after 4hours a heavy load working period, now it's time for lunch,how to spend your lunch time usually?

probably enjoying a delicious meal if you have taking a house-made lunch box made by your family members or youself. have a close window seat enjoying lunch slowly,peacefully and gentelly. nice views outside give you a leisure time in the noon.

takes serveral your fellows to nearby restaurant should be nice idea if you want to sharing funny things with them or to promote friendship with each oth

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2347114632?profile=originalMy story is when I was in 9th grade (about 15th years old).

(9th grade is the last class of Secondary School. We must take important tests at the end of the course. The students who have good point will attend to the good High school. There is only 1 talent high school have their own test to choose the well qualified candidate.)

I am gold with math but weak with literature. So I took an extra literature class of a famous teacher after school. We learned 1 or 2 day a week at night. I went there

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“Hey you! Don’t make my meter down (make me angry) by cheating. I am noticing you have measured the cloth less than a metre! “I am sorry Sir”.
“Then, why did you do it in the first place. I must advise you to change this habit of yours. Mind my advice, otherwise I will message to the local authority and they will massage your neck (squeeze you). Now do not leave the piece of cloth loose. Pack it properly. If you keep continuing your cheating you will lose your business. Don’t you like to eat de

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Today, I want to greet all the great people in the world. See! The sun that has no son rises from the east in the morning. The wind can’t win in the war of your mourning. I see you’re in daze these days. Indeed, you’d been being so weak for the whole last week.

I can hear your weeping from here. I can feel your beautiful eyes dropping tears so often. Like a dense smoke dancing in front of you, you haven’t seen the scene of happiness. Now, let’s have a seat for a while to take a seed of new enthus

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Independence Day

The day when everyone is waving flag in front of the house and all along the road
The day when many people are attending flag ceremony and hearing National Anthem with a solemn and full of respect
The day when many TV channels are speaking up for the celebration of Independence 
The days when there are lots of emulation which made the friendship gets closer

It’s time we realized that we must be always grateful to God for having the freedom of this nation
It’s time every part of th

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Two women were brought before King Solomon. Both these women had a quarrel over a single baby. Each woman was saying that she was the baby's mother. 

One lady said, "Oh King! I am the baby's mother". 

The other lady said, "Oh King! Believe her not. She is not the mother. I am the mother of the child". 

King Solomon was confused. After a deep thought he said, "Cut the baby into two and give one part to each mother". One woman was silent. The other cried "Oh King! Let she have the baby. Let the baby
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Caught Short

Conversation

Layne : At the end of the week, I'm always caught short.

Kurt: That's because money burns a hole in your pocket. I don't feel sorry for you.

Layne How can I tighten my belt?

Kurt : You're going to have to do without in order to get along.

Layne I know. I'll try brown bagging it. Within a short time I'll be in the chips again.

Vocabulary :

caught short : having an insufficient supply { especially money  ) when needed

burn a hole in one' pocket : to be spent quickly

feel sorry for

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Good morning :D

I guess it will be my shortest blog :D 

Nowadays I have my life that looks like Niagara falls under control so it's natural that I feel exhausted or even sad and depressed sometimes. Anyway :) As a true choleric, I can't be sad more that 2 days so I was reading my Facebook and found a perfect quote that blows your positive thinking and turns your thoughts to another way. 

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And the quote was very very simple. Just read it: 

"If life gave you salt, find another person who got lemons. Th

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Raking it In

Conversation :

                    John: He was on the casino and started to make a bundle.                              He was really raking it in.

                    Brad:  I bet he thought he had it made.

                    John:  Then he started losing his shirt.

                    Brad : With his temper he probably hit the ceiling.

                    John:  Sure, The casino took him to the cleaners.

                    Brad:  Was he a good sport?

                    John:  Oh no he

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Culture Festival

Yesterday me and my friends went to the Culture Festival which held by aiseac. In there we could meet many people from other countries like Japan, Russia, Germany, Turkey, China and many more. 

First, we were welcomed by many kinds of foods. One of them was from Japan. They had snack and it called "shrimp chips". Seriously, it was the yummiest snack i've ever tasted. Totally different from what i bought in food store. And then, we asked them to teach us how to make a balloon from origami. They ta

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