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My friends, I am a little late with posting this blog, but I think it is always the right time to laugh at ourselves and to fool around! So, I propose you to write something funny about yourselves or tell a joke, a funny story or to tell us how you tricked somebody or were tricked. Any funny story is welome. Just relax and be yourselves!

I will start and tell you one joke.

Having a great time with his lover at home while his wife was away seeing her parents, a man was called from the office and to

All the countries in the world agreed to scrap all the existing nuclear weapons and not to produce any more of them from now on.
We have come to be able to allot all war expenditure in the world for education, welfare, research and development because all the countries get along well and so military isn't necessary any longer.
All leaders in the world are working hard to eliminate poverty, wars, violence, and crimes.

I had to post this writing on April fool's day.  

This beautiful fairyland is created by hard work, especially manual labor, and it is built with one block at a time. Even the picture in our mind is very beautiful, but everything would be void if we did not do anything.

The beautiful life and environment are the products of creation, and no matter how grand and beautiful the ideal is, it will not be realized without the practice of hard  work.

Work can pur

She opened the food packed and saw a freshly made soy-sauced meat stew, steamed rice, and some sliced mango as side dishes, aside from these a sealed water bottle. Her heart almost crushed by the feeling of deep gratitude, it’s not every day that she will receive something from a stranger. Usually, she observed people around her. They only care for themselves and for their loved ones, their welfares. They didn’t even bother to look at her like she has a contagious disease. At first, she was hurt

Sorry I was absent so long from MyEC, but I can't add comments - I can see your blogs, but 'Cancel' appears if I try to leave a comment. Even Josef has no idea what's wrong with my account. That's driving me up the wall or I was banging my head against a brick wall. 

Yes, I've just signed up with a new account. It seems I can add comments now under the new one - what a relief! You won't recognize how disappointed you are until you can't add comments on a blog or on a page. 

I'll keep the old acoun

*ahahahha... I can't help but laughing everytime I see this pic of the dinosaur playing 'The Final Countdown'... so funny XD*  ...ehem... sorry...

Okay Mary! Stop talkin' to yourself and let's get down to business! We have to vote for the lovely lady or gentleman who is gonna be our MyEC Star Member of March!! *applauses* *throwing confetti* *no, wait... I ran out of confetti* (if you don't know what the hell is going on here, check this previous blog)

Some of you already gave your vote, so this i

My friends, I have explained almost all I could. I will go on posting the explanatory blogs if somebody reads them. I have added some other constructions, but the idea is for you to lean something new. Again, you should concentrate on the nonfinite forms, but there are also other mistakes.

There we go!

1. After having heard the familiar voice, I came of my room so that I could greet my friend. But having seen a stranger, I excused and went to my room.
2. Here the exercise is that you should do till the n

If you like to party the exam period can be tough. After all, you’ve probably not been attending that many classes and your notes aren’t going to be that thorough. What’s more, the lure of the party scene is still going to be there when the exam period rolls around.

So how will you ever pass? Fortunately, it’s not as hard as you may think. You’ve just got to realize that the human brain works better in some ways than others and take advantage of that. It doesn’t end there either, as there are app

The old farmer had been worked at his small farm together with his son for years. The two had several fields and a strong horse that pulled the plow. One day the horse disappeared. "What a misfortune," whined the neighbors. But the farmer replied, "Luck or misfortune - who knows who knows?" One week later the horse came back and brought five wild horses with him. Again the neighbors came to the courtyard, this time to congratulate. But the farmer said, "Fortune or misfortune who knows who knows?

Dear Spring,

Hello! How is it going? MyEC friends are talking about you, Luci seems irritated when she tackled you’re just around the corner, Batu did mention you too, and Miss Rose became poetic just by thinking of you. What’s the fuss with you? Actually, I’m puzzled but I found their letters intriguing and interesting. Know what, I haven’t met you if not mistaken. Though I’m wondering how you look like, how can you touch my life and what are your hues, is it yellow, green, red, or blue? I’m cur

Monday morning, the event for food nutrition month came to picture. The grade three pupils started to form their line, they were wearing a costume, and there were vegetables and fruits. Light was wearing a cabbage looked costume, and I could remember how difficult for us to find one that will suit his size.

I was standing at the corner of the stage and gazed the areas and my boy as he walked along with his classmates, and then I froze!

Holy crap!

The pretty teacher became even prettier! She was wea

You may write me down in history 
With your bitter, twisted lies, 
You may tread me in the very dirt 
But still, like dust, I'll rise. 

Does my sassiness upset you? 
Why are you beset with gloom? 
'Cause I walk like I've got oil wells 
Pumping in my living room. 

Just like moons and like suns, 
With the certainty of tides, 
Just like hopes springing high, 
Still, I'll rise. 

Did you want to see me broken? 
Bowed head and lowered eyes? 
Shoulders falling down like teardrops. 
Weakened by my soulful cries. 

D

Winter has left.
Warm rain has washed the streets.
Nature woke up overnight.
Days become longer and nights shorter.
It's spring now!

Branches of trees
wear the last weathered leaves.
The warm wind blows them away.
It gives space for fresh green leaves.
It's spring now!

Flowers come out
with colors of the beautiful rainbow.
Look, the delicate flowers
how they defy the last night-frosts!
It's spring now!

Green tips of leaves,
blossoms decorate trees and shrubs.
From south returning birds
are signals of new life i

One cold winter night, there was a beggar, who was busy searching for her food in the garbage bin, it was the day after Christmas’ Eve, and she was positive that she will feel the same festivity. She knew that rich people couldn’t eat all they had prepared and will end up throwing some delectable cuisines to her filthy dining bin.

After an hour searching she stopped and sat, there was no food there. This was not her night and the luck wasn’t on her side. She started to fix her old stained folded

Dear Spring,

honestly, it is awesome you are back after such a long time. I even little bit missed you. You know, it is enjoyable to get rid of winter jackets, scarves and boots! It is so exciting to feel warmer air, hear chirping birds and see the trees with the first buds, including spring flowers shining in the grass.

However, dear Spring, you get little bit on my nerves, you know??? In fact... I am not used to so much light after long winter and it gives me damn headache!!At such state of mi