First off, don't hate me; I'm just a messenger. Second, how many times have you bought a famous brand name and kicked yourself for doing it? I'm not one to judge (I am, actually), but it seems like that some companies tend to decrease the quality of their products drastically the very moment they make sure that they won't end up like The Bluth Company! I could name a dozen real enterprises who failed miserably, but let's not go there. To add insult to injury, some companies don't even bother to please their customers by enhancing their brand's value. They just trust their customers' loyalty, whip up some salted dark chocolate popcorn, lean back and "watch the world burn".
That’s why Clif Dickens decided to poke fun of global brands, he replaced their original slogans with something a little bit more honest. A lot more honest, actually.
They're not kidding. They will!
You look pale. Are you sure you don't have the big C?
I did try another search engine. Once. Never again! Now that I think about it, this slogan doesn't belong here.
I'd rather die!
Tell me about it.
That's true. 100%!
"I've seen horrors..."
You wish! They'll never do that, right, guys? Wait, you do? Tsk, tsk, tsk.
It's kinda sad, ain't it?
I just bought a bag of air. Look, I found some potato chips! Score!
Yes, it is. Indubitably.
Sometimes puttin' up an item is close to rocket science!
What do you think? Is he right, or is he right?
Comments
Agree!
I care about quality, but Google, I never think of another... :)
Isn't it? Thanks for stoppin' by.
The one about LAYS is so true! hahahahah
Good point. Unfortunately, these lies don't affect the obesity rate.
most of the lies are from brands related with food industry:
Starbucks, Lays, Coca-Cola, Pepsi, and all companies advertising their burgers on bill-boards:)
"Google is really best engine, at least compared to bing, and others"
It is. Its slogan is honest. 100%!
Coffe Tchibo: We take the best, the rest is for you:)
but honestly, ones I bought GAP jeans, and used them for 4 years:D thats what I call brand-quality:)
btw, Google is really best engine, at least compared to bing, and others
Who's willing to take that chance? That's the sixty-four-thousand-dollar question, I guess.
Yes, always there are chances to do better!