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Upon a time lived an old man near to a little village and everyone of the local peopleo had heard about him but nobody has known him so really. He lived outside of the village in an old farm house. The house was very old but it was surrounded by a beautiful flower garden.

He always had gone very rarely to the small village. Only if he needed buying some things from the little store, he went shopping. He didn't need so much because he planted potaoes, vegetables at a little farmland. He owned als

It is May? Oh.. No, Not yet.. 

I guess as long as April is running, then there is still a time for new participation... Sorry Danny, I guess it's better to come late than not to come at all.. And thus, here it is my participation on Danny's Challenge: Fool's Day.

I remembered this event, when I left a comment on Mary's blog about valuing and loving our toes the way they deserve.. 

It happened once that I was playing a joke on my family. I told them that "Scientists say that the face of human being

Hello guys,

Today we had a cool game in the EC main chat room.. 

The game is about asking a question, while others should be requested to give the most stupid possible answer on it.. Well.. that's crazy, I know.. but still that's not as easy as you may think.. Today I tasted how people could play stupid and I was very shocked that people here were unable to take it in stupid way at all.. I can share with you the answers, so you can see that answers were really serious when they were supposed to be

                                                       Life Needs a Track!

                                                               XueFeng

                                                       （Edited by Kaer)

One day a primary class student asked teacher. "Why people are marrying?" Teacher got shocked but recovered immediately.

He can give a lot of answers but how can convince a primary student.

He decided to give a story.

One day many ants were coming from far. Suddenly all got good smell. The caption of the ant found it is coming from near tree.

He told " All wait here I will go and look it and call you guys"

He went and all others were waiting for captions return.

Caption went up the tree and found swee

“I told you I’m not yet ready to be a father, my parents will have a heart attack if they find out about this!” he yelled.

“But… what will I do? My dad will surely kill me knowing this too!” she yelled back.

“I know what to do. I have a friend who has a contact to one abortionist… I will call him, they did that before and it was done professionally”, he lowered his voice and now trying to call someone from his phone.

“Are you serious? We will abort this?!” sounded almost hysterical and her face was

I'm Jena from China. I was a resident of the largest ecovillage project in China - New Oasis for Life.

This is the website of my community: http://newoasisforlife.org/

Does marriage is most significant thing in our life? The answer would be yes;but it is not only thing which is essential to live our life. As a human being, we have to accomplishe our basic needs, but marriage does not include with it. Being a part of a developing country,we have been learnt a thing by born that is importance of marriage. When we are frustrated or when we are facing problems, only a thing come up with our mind that is marriage or having a partner. Most father in out country brin

Today I found a funny tag in Twitter that was trending topic: #ThingsILearnedfromCartoons and it made me think about all these cool crazy things that are just possible in an animated world. 

Here are some replies I've read there that I can relate too (I added a couple of my own as well)

THINGS I LEARNED FROM CARTOONS:

1. Sarcasm. How could I live without it?!! :P

2. Physics and logic mean nothing.

(Pink Panther, my master of nonsense! ^_^)

3. Monsters are just greedy humans in masks.

4. You can fly

It’s not a bad thing to be single. Life doesn’t start when you get married. I can tell that there’s more to life than to find a partner your mom warned you about.

I’ve been a reader and a hearer of so many stories of single and married people, and though I don’t have a firsthand experience regarding married life, I only rely on what I gathered from storytelling. That doesn’t mean those weren’t valid. I’m a little pessimistic about marriage life because I observed so many difficulties this bond is

Being an English Teacher is not an easy job. First, you have to start by learning the language (as every teacher has to start by learning the subject that is going to be taught) and then, you need to come up with strategies to teach your lessons and make your classes enjoyable.

So, are there any ways to improve your English teaching skills? Of course, there are, and lots of employers will value you more once you become a skilled teacher.

1. The first thing that you have to think about is that teachin

The story is told about the Russian Emperor Alexander I.  Once he was travelling somewhere in Russia, maybe to visit a relative or a nobleman, or on business. That is irrelevant anyway. They stopped at a station to change horses. While the servants were busy, Alexander I entered the station to keep himself warm. On the table in the room he saw an open Bible. The Tsar asked the stationmaster: “Do you read it?” The stationmaster answered promptly:”Certainly, Your Majesty! Every day!” When the man

       In 1996, I discovered hundreds of species of conches in the marine products market by the seaside of Dares Salaam, the capital of Tanzania. Those shells were incomparably and unimaginably beautiful. The spiraling structure of the whelk, in particular, will dwarf the best works of any architect. Is the brain of a shell creature more advanced that that of a man?

      Later by observing the flower discs of sunflowers, I discovered that the

There is a single red rose, not more young and fresh but its petals are still dark red like blood. You can already see how fall is starting to wither the petals. A man is passing the rose, he's stopping his step in front of the rose.. He's charmed by its beauty and he's enjoying the scent. There are so many fresh roses around the old rose but he isn't noticing it, he is seeing only this bloodred rose and he wants to possess only this rose, that is it what he wants. The blood-red rose is feeling

I will introduce a funny song to you. It is Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen.This song became famous because a famous musician, Justin Bieber, tweeted that he liked the song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0E00Zuayv9Q

I saw his interview about the song. He makes songs with a computer. One day he sat in front of a desk in order to make a song. He had already made the rhythm of the song at that time, so he only needed to make the lyrics. When he was listening to the rhythm, he had a pen and there was an app