A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load
of happy old ladies down a highway when
he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old
lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts,
which he gratefully munches up.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on
his shoulder again and she hands him
another handful of peanuts.
She repeats this gesture about five more
times.
When she is about to hand him another
batch again he asks the little old lady,
'Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?'.
'We can't chew them because we've no
teeth', she replied.
The puzzled driver asks, 'Why do you buy
them then?'
The old lady replied, 'We just love the
chocolate around them.'
Thanks a lot for your words, but indded I am not a Kun Fu Master, I am only a fan of that Martial Arts. Maybe we can practice our English lol. Take care my friend. Ben
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of happy old ladies down a highway when
he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old
lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts,
which he gratefully munches up.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on
his shoulder again and she hands him
another handful of peanuts.
She repeats this gesture about five more
times.
When she is about to hand him another
batch again he asks the little old lady,
'Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?'.
'We can't chew them because we've no
teeth', she replied.
The puzzled driver asks, 'Why do you buy
them then?'
The old lady replied, 'We just love the
chocolate around them.'

Thanks alot my dear friend Mohammed for your nice photo..Have a nice day..Emi.
Good Day
you are very kind to me.
thanks
sarah
thank for kind welcoming .
i wish so
Ya Ali
I'm sure your English is much better than mine.