I was wondering the other day....If man disappears from earth for any reasons, what will happen to our watery planet?Among all the creatures that are living on earth we ( humans ) have the most effect on her, you can trace us almost anywhere from deep in the ocean to up in the sky and even in outer space.And we hurt her any way we can. To know what we have done to her we must imagine a world in which we do not live on earth anymore. What will happen to roads we have made, cities we have constructed and you name it?explore your imagination and tell what you think or imagine...An earth that we will never see.
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Yes I was dreaming...or.... daydreaming? , I don't know...where was I ?In the taxi ? Checking my students' homework I guess ? But fromnowhere...it came...BANG ! I felt something in my head, I felt that some kind of chemistryhappened in my mind. Something mixed with something else and the resultwas awesome ! An idea was born....Eureka !
I can download my baby !
What ?!
Yeah...baby....I can download my baby...!
System login' Please wait..
You are logged in...
Choose you sex please.
Let me think, last time it was a boy...
I want a girl sir.
Please click download button if you are sure and financially approved.
I am.......let's go .....Click
System is downloading your baby....please wait....you can drink a cup of coffee while your baby is being downloaded.
............................................... in the middle of downloading.................................
Oh My God Noooooooo Noooooooooo not again.
what's wrong dear....?
What the hell do I do now? Damn it !
Just for the sake of holy Mary what happened?
Disconnected again !
Oh no ! We have already six handicapped babies darling. Why don't you change your ISP ?
They're all the same you know.
What can we do now?
I don't know...
I try once again some other time.When the traffic is down.Don't worry this time I'll be successful.
And the story goes on...
I have a daughter with no right hand. A son with one leg. A daughter, no I mean half a daughter with one eye. Two sons with one head and no hands ( I downloaded them at the same time ) A daughter with two noses and three hands, no feet.
The last one is a ........
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Last week I had a test, It was way too hard, I wonder why those teachers had made it so hard. Are they crazy or something? I went home with a pain in my heart. If only I could find a way to show them something. As a genius I am, late that night I could not sleep, I went to my laband rolled up my sleeves and got to work, and guess what ? Eureka ! Icame out with a bunch of capsules in my hand each of which had thepower to increase your grammar ability. In fact I have capsulated (To teachers:this is what I call it no matter what you think ) grammar, The problemis you have to take one capsule for one grammatical point, in otherwords, I have a present tense capsule, present progressive capsule,present perfect capsule, etc., Maybe in the near future I can workharder and get rid of all those different capsules, instead have onecapsule for all the English grammar rules. So tell me what is killing you regarding English and "teachers", I have it all CAPSULATED !
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They say beauty is only a skin deep,they know it. But why on earth they are after it,pay for it and spend hours and hours in front of mirrors making themselves painted to attract attention and then get hurt.
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Apart from learning English which is the main goal here I think knowing about each other helps us to create a mutual atmosphere which directly helps us to learn English.I started this blog so friends come and provide each other with all they can about their hometown and everything they think is interesting for us to know.God bless,Alireza.
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Are you interested in doing puzzles? Can you do crosswords? What about riddles and anagrams and you name it,there are many thing that challenge you here. So roll up your sleeves and get started.
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I did everything I usually do before I went to bed last night,put the garbage out,brushed my teeth and you name it...I was in bed and in no time I was deep asleep,I very slowly went down,deeper and deeper and deeper and deeper again,it was so dark,I clearly remember that color.DARK...."No,.....Please don't......NO",I was shouting,I could not move a muscle,They were holding me putting me into a very grave.I remember I started to cry...That was the last thing I remembered,because I woke up for they were shaking me to wake up.I was sweating all over,frightened and numb with fear."It's OK" They said,"You were dreaming."...Days passed and it was my time to go back to my family,by the way I was away from home (Where? This is yet another story I might tell someday).Any way,soon I was with my family,It did not take too long for me to realize that something went wrong,something had happened.To cut it short they broke the news to me to tell me that my father passed away because of a heart attack.The dream,that very dark grave rushed into my mind once again...It was Dark,darker than what you might imagine...I can go on but that's OK for now.Well this was the dream I had many years ago and it came true somehow,I started this blog for you to come and write about your own dreams,it can be sad as mine,can be a sweet dream or even a nightmare.As long as you write about it that's fine.Be careful,for I am going to correct and score your writing.So roll up your sleeves set your fingers on the keyboard and start.God bless yea,Alireza.
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Dear friends,These are not trivia questions. These are questions of difficult sort,questions about you,your values,your beliefs and your life.To respond to these questions, you will need to examine and delve into your past, face difficult dilemmas and make painful choices.Be honest and be brave expose yourself.God Bless,Alireza.
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Hey wait a minute...Where is your book?Your notebook?Have you done your homework?show me the summary I asked you the other session?No...!!!You see?What are the things that make a student outstanding?what are all good things that a student should do in and out side of the classroom?By the way,what about you?Have you done your homework?
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Think about the time you were at school,or if you still are....What is that you like about your teacher? What those funny things you still remember and like about your teacher?Or vice versa you hate about it...shoot your ideas and let's see who is who....
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They are everywhere in every classes,sitting somewhere doodling on their notebooks.And when you call their names it seems the worst in the world to them.Why are they in the class then?Why are they there if they do not want to study?Are they under pressure of their family?What can be done?And you name it...Phew...So bored...How can you motivate them?That is the 6,000,000 Dollar question.
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I 've sometimes found that my students feel shy to answer the questions or take part in the conversations so I ask them to have a false identity ,a nickname probably "You are Michael..." for instance so they can hide behind that false identity and when they make mistakes it is that false identity actually not the real student, I've found it really practical and that helps them to come and participate more,so next time let your students have that false identity and see how they work.Alireza,A devoted teacher.
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As a teacher, I possess a tremendous power to make a person's life miserable or joyous.I can be a tool to torture or an instrument of inspirationRead more…
