Choose you sex please !

Yes I was dreaming...or.... daydreaming? , I don't know...where was I ?In the taxi ? Checking my students' homework I guess ? But fromnowhere...it came...BANG !
I felt something in my head, I felt that some kind of chemistryhappened in my mind. Something mixed with something else and the resultwas awesome !
An idea was born....Eureka !

I can download my baby !

What ?!

Yeah...baby....I can download my baby...!

System login' Please wait..

You are logged in...

Choose you sex please.

Let me think, last time it was a boy...

I want a girl sir.

Please click download button if you are sure and financially approved.

I am.......let's go .....Click

System is downloading your baby....please wait....you can drink a cup of coffee while your baby is being downloaded.

............................................... in the middle of downloading.................................

Oh My God Noooooooo Noooooooooo not again.

what's wrong dear....?

What the hell do I do now?
Damn it !


Just for the sake of holy Mary what happened?

Disconnected again !

Oh no ! We have already six handicapped babies darling. Why don't you change your ISP ?

They're all the same you know.

What can we do now?

I don't know...

I try once again some other time.When the traffic is down.Don't worry this time I'll be successful.

And the story goes on...

I have a daughter with no right hand.
A son with one leg.
A daughter, no I mean half a daughter with one eye.
Two sons with one head and no hands ( I downloaded them at the same time )
A daughter with two noses and three hands, no feet.

The last one is a ........

Oh my gosh!, look at it......What is it? NO.......NO.......NO
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  • Hiz, I really don't understand!
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