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Jokes are usually funny brief stories that intended to make people laugh. Sometimes, they depend on the person who tells the joke himself. The joke can be very amusing, but the joker or the person who is telling them is not funny. His jokes fall flat and no one will laugh. Therefore, people will not find it very funny. on the contrary, the joke can be silly, but the person who narrates them is a funny or an amusing man.

Did I tell you the joke about that man who left his car keys in the ignition?

The word "Proverb" is well-known and understandable to everybody. In French language the equivalent of proverb is proverbe /pʀɔvɛʀb/ and in Arabic مثل /maθal/. Many scholars tried to define the word proverb. Woldgan Meider is one of them. He states that a proverb is a short generally known sentence of the folk which contains wisdom, truth, moral and traditional views in a metaphorical and memorisable form and which is handed from generation to generation. It is clear that proverbs are used in ou

Opening a can of worms in order just to let them slime and sneak on others one has to be aware that these worms might get back on you and treats you the way you expected for the others.

What would be your way to take them worms back in the can? Collect them one by one and put them back into the can or hit them to death with just one enormously huge flap and whistle pretending innocence?

Damn I might get an a..kick, though I can´t help. Needed to get rid of this thought.

Thanks for attention

Why I always feel alone though you are with me in my memory, in my feelings, in my senses? Or is only the ache of my heart, that makes me feel that I am not with you.  We did accompany on the way of highway of life, though for a short duration, but I still feel the shower of your love upon me.  Now you are gone, and I am perplexed how I will handle this aching separation.  I can feel you running like blood in my veins, blood the prove of life, so as you in me.  I am faded like flower without lif

Earth Day is celebrated each year on April 22 and was established to increase awareness of the need to protect the Earth’s natural resources.

Earth Day is a global holiday that celebrates our planet’s environment. Every year on April 22, people host different events to remember the Earth. But Earth Day is not just about appreciating the environment—it’s about preserving it as well. 

Environmental activists use Earth Day to increase awareness about issues like global warming and oil spills. They

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Jonathan comes running down the path to where everyone was standing , Marcus , Suzanne and Alpha looked at Jonathan as the look of Shock appear on their faces , Jonathan glances at them and mix emotions of happiness and sadness can be seen on his face , the three of them broke down into tears.

Marcus: We are so so Sorry Jonathan , we are so sorry , we did hurt your feelings , i hate my self for this.

Alpha: Every word i uttered from my mouth in your disrespect , i dese

SomeOne Asked to Sakrat despite of innocent why are you taking a poison cap he said it is a court Decision 

I am from Ukraine. If you don`t know, it is a quite big country in the Eastern Europe, that has borders with such big countries and Unions as Russia and the European Union.

During the 21-st century we have had several uprisings/revolutions - in 2004 and in 2014. The first one was peaceful with no casualties, but the second revolution was bloody - died more than 100 people and things were getting worse and worse...

First of all, a "friendly" country Russia decided to use weakness of Ukraine in 2014

MyEnglishClub has never supported logging in with Facebook as there as serious security risks involved:

THE SECURITY RISKS OF LOGGING IN WITH FACEBOOK

I am so sorry everyone!!!!  I had no time to tell anyone.......I had to be rushed to the hospital thinking I was having a heart attack......thank god my heart is fine!!!  Unfortunately my gall bladder wasn't!!!....LOL

My husband (Nadeem) could not reach me after I messaged him.....and he panicked.........that is the life when your husband is in one country and you are in another when something bad happens.  He couldn't get anyone here to answer his calls.......so he turned to the only place where

Has Anybody Seen the comment left by a user named Nadeem on Paula's page recently , the comment is as follows :

“I’m so sick… I need to go to hospital…Quinn taking me to hospital….he thinks I am having a heart attack”.

 '' I have received this text from Paula on 16^th April through WhatsApp, and since then her cellphone , email box, WhatsApp and Facebook are not responding. I am extremely worried about Paula’s health. Kindly share her current health condition, if anybody knows or can know, please!

Gratefully having gained this term quite recently from Paula I enjoy the imagination of the sound.

BOP to me sounds as if the head contains grey mass. The grey mass softens the acoustic noise.

in case there is no grey mass but an empty room the acoustic noise rather would sound DOOOOONG.

lol what vivid languages can be.

Before I start telling my thoughts let me declare:

This is not meant to blame anyone especial. It is a thought coming up quite often particularly in controversial disputes. During almost all controversial discussions it occures that people try to convince the opponent of the own points of view. People stick to their arguments and do not leave their trace for even a Jota. Usually such disputes end up in useless word-battles, yapping and finally insults and offence. 

As much as people reject the ide

Hi, guys!
Let's learn English a bit with wise quotes of famous people.
I am sure they can teach us a lot.
Here is one of my favorite saying of Mark Twain.

Hi, everyone! To my great regret, I have to post this blog after recieving the unbelievable information about Mary's being banned.

I sincerely want to know what is going on here! Since when are we not allowed to express our minds or to share our observations and life experience? Since when have we started to be banned because of speaking about clothing? I haven’t read Mary’s last blog but I do know its content and I know Mary well enough. She is one of the brightest, smartest, most creative and k

 Yeah guys, it is true. Our Mary was suspended from English club. Mary, who made this place  much more interesting, funnier and entertaining. Mary, who was always sincere, didn't like double standards and narrow-minded attitude. I can hardly imagine English club without our Catwoman, who made smile on many faces, who was supportive and kind, patient and very intelligent. She always came up with several interesting topics and you have to admit many of them were new to us and widened our horizons.

There is an app for helping people with reciting words. And it also has a feature to start a One On One words competition between users.

Today I had a Words-PK competition with a girl. We were stalemate at very beginning. But then I started to be lagged behind a little bit thereafter. Although I didn't have any wrong answer to the questions, I lost points just because I spent a little bit more time to make a choice than she did. The word "fume" took me about 3 seconds to guess its meaning. Eventu

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This is a practice of making sentence.

In the earlier of the Great Depression,

- In the early stage of The Great Depression,

more and more people lost their jobs,

- more and more people lost their jobs(X ,)(V .)

and it was an evident sign that forebodes economic recession was imminent.

- This was deemed as a sign which foreboded the imminence of economic recession. Several months later, many companies went bankrupt one after another or were on the verge of bankruptcy.

Full:

In the early stage o

I am Happy She Forgot me:

This is a truth, believe me, I am happy she forgot me. 
Love is dead now, I am happy she forgot me. 
My glooming, my sadness is just because of the changing of weather. 
Don't ask how I am, I am just happy to know that she forgot me. 
Don't alert on my disposition, don't look into my eyes, 
Don't see me with surprise, I am happy that she forgot me. 
Why are you afraid, why don't you come to me? 
O fairies of my sleep believe me, I am happy that she forgot me. 
Why do you