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Standing for what you believe in, regardless of the odds against you, 
and the pressure that tears at your resistance, means COURAGE

Keeping a smile on your face, when inside you feel like dying, 
for the sake of supporting others, means STRENGTH

Stopping at nothing, and doing what in your heart you know is right, 
to make another's life a little more bearable, without uttering a single complaint, 
means COMPASSION

Helping a friend in need, no matter the time or effort, 
to the best of your ability, mea

ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, 
their conversational skills will be as important as any other.

THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.

FOUR. When you say, "I love you", mean it.

FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry", look the person in the eye.

SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.

EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. Pe

!!~BEHOLD~!!

FuNnY FrId@Y # 04

1. Mummy

2. Sinusoidal Wave

3. Flying

4. Learn how to fly

5. Pinocchio talk:

6. Dead Sure:

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's m

A philosophy professor stood before his class with some items on the table in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with rocks, about 2 inches in diameter.

He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.

So the professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles, of course, rolled into the open areas between the rocks.

He then asked

MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION 

During my second month of nursing school, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions, until I read the last one: 'What is the first name ofthe woman who cleans the school?" Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the cleaning woman several times. She was tall, dark-haired and in her 50s, but how would I know her name? I handed in my paper,leaving the last question blank. Before class ended, one student asked

Please write a caption for these two pictures in the comments below. The best caption will be added next Wednesday.

Picture # 1 

Picture #2

I bet you all know it is January 17th, but do you know that some of EC members celebrate their birthday this month? (well, of course there must be one or two lol) Anddddd really some of them are celebrating their birthday, TODAY!! Yesssssss, today, on January 17th. They are people I love, my dearest dearest dearest ones ^_^

Here they are, let me introduce you all to the birthday boy and birthday girlssss :)

               Aisha                           Green                            Champ     

God please help us..

Raining season this year cause flood in my little town Rangkasbitung on saturday January 14th 2012. The people in some places move to the higher land. the flood happens at my school too. the water is around 80 cm high at the classroom.. we are still cleaning all stuffs here..

dear all...

I got a little problem to explain the differences between "to" and "for" in a sentence.

what should we put in a sentence, "To" or "For" can you help me?

for example:

a. I give it to you

b. I buy it for you

are those right? what is the different between those sentences?

thanks for your help.

WOMEN have strengths that amaze men. They carry children, they carry 
hardships, they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. 

They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. 

They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. 

WOMEN wait by the phone for a "safe at home call" from a friend or 
relative after a snowy drive home. 

WOMEN have special qualities about them. They volunteer for good 
causes.

They are pink ladies in hospitals, they bring food to s

A boy was born to a couple after eleven years of marriage. 
They were a loving couple and the boy was the gem of their eyes. When 
the boy was around two years old, one morning the husband saw a medicine 
bottle open. He was late for office so he asked his wife to cap the 
bottle and keep it in the cupboard. His wife, preoccupied in the kitchen totally forgot the matter. 
The boy saw the bottle and playfully went to the bottle fascinated by its color and drank it all. It happened to be a poisonous me

A long time ago, there was an Emperor who told his horseman that if he
could ride on his horse and cover as much land area as he likes, then
the Emperor would give him the area of land he has covered. 
Sure enough, the horseman quickly jumped onto his horse and rode as 
fast
as possible to cover as much land area as he could. He kept on riding
and riding, whipping the horse to go as fast as possible. When he was
hungry or tired, he did not stop because he wanted to cover as much 
area
as possible. 
Came t

Hi guys, Happy new year!

At the beginning of the year, I start a new challenge! you just playing your imaginations. Do you know about the imagination? brainywoman.com says Imagination is the ability of forming images, sensations and concepts in your mind. It is a process that helps you to create your own reality and it can be expressed through stories and fantasies. 

It means everything will be easy by imagination, no exception to learning English. Imagination is indispensable, you can attract a l

We have four kinds of networks in our body

            Blood Vessels

            Lymphatic System

            Nerve Network

            Acupuncture Meridians

The Blood Vessels and the Lymphatic System are pipe-like networks used for transporting nutrients and other substances to the entire parts of the body. The other two are for conducting electrical impulses serving as messages from the stimulated points to the associated organs.

The Nerve System works just like a cable telephone system, the signals

A blind boy sat on the steps of a building with a hat by his feet. He held up a sign which said: "I am blind, please help." There were only a few coins in the hat.

A man was walking by. He took a few coins from his pocket and dropped them into the hat. He then took the sign, turned it around, and wrote some words. He put the sign back so that everyone who walked by would see the new words. 

Soon the hat began to fill up. A lot more people were giving money to the blind boy. That afternoon the man

You'll be surprised but we are celebrating the coming of the new year again. In Ukraine this holiday is called Old New Year.

 Today we're having a holiday which is called Malanka. 

 On that evening Ukrainians  have a very important meal which is called "rich supper". We cook TWELVE traditional Ukrainian dishes, but the main dish on the festive table iskutia, a kind of porridge  from whole-wheat kernels, poppy seeds, nuts, and honey, a custom what dated to ancient times.

For the New Year and Christ

!!~BEHOLD~!!

FuNnY FrId@Y # 03

1. Math-e-Magician

2. The Key Dilemma

3. Deception

4. English Enigma

5. Vastness of love

6. Risk

7. The Monkey:

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen".The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me." The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."