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AG's Writing Challenge : Tell A Joke

My dear friends,

I have written this short stories, related my personal experiences, Hope it will make a smile on your face.

                        

My loving son, he is 4 ½ years. He always used to play games and to watch the cartoons with my phone. Sometime my folks and friends have called, but he missed that calls and has played along. Later, when I ringed that miscalls, they blamed me, why, always I disconnected their calls?.

 I want to stop this bad habit of my son quickly, because I know this

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Dancing Is Praying

Life is a song; for some it’s a short song and for some it’s a very long song but for everyone it has both sad and happy melody. A song should be sung otherwise it’s in vain.
Some believe that we ourselves write and play the song while others believe that God, destiny or whatever has already written the song and we just play it.


Where do I want to go by all this; actually I love exercising and I also love music; now imagine if these two are combined together the result will be something amazing.

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Once a father and his hideous daughter who lived in a rural village visited a city for the first time. They were amazed by almost each and everything they saw there. After walking around the city for some time, they went to a big mall and were dumbfounded when they saw the two walls that could move apart and slide back together again.

The girl asked her father, "Oh, father, what is this?" 

The father who had never seen an elevator before said, "I have never seen anything like this before, my dear

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“Let’s do it! I’m so ready, in spite the fact that I heard it’s a bit painful, and I know I can manage to do it” –my encouraging words for myself that morning.

12:01 pm, I forgot that I haven’t eaten yet, but this particular event scheduled today has no intention to move in favor of my grouchy stomach, I remember I haven’t taken my supper as well. What’s going on with me? I’m packing my things, my notebook and a bottle of water. Right! I have a bottle of water; this could be enough for now, to su

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AG's Writing Challenge: Tell A Joke

Once upon a time a young boy went to his father and said:' Dad I want to get married.' His father smiled at him and said:' that's great.' The boy said that he wanted to get married with four brides at the same time. His father looked in surprise. He explained to his son that he couldn't afford them physically, emotionally and financially, but his son wouldn't change his mind.

Finally his father told him: 'ok, I agree but under one condition; you should marry one first then after a week I will get

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AG's Writing Challenge: Tell A Joke

A very thin man was married to a woman having bulky figure. He was so worried about how he would tackle such a giant wife. He consulted with his closed friend before a day in his (groom's) room. He (friend) pointed to a picture hanging on the wall in which a thin man climbed over an elephant commanding it to a certain direction and said, " you don't need physical strength to control your wife, but to use your brain". He might have a positive message for this groom.The next day, his friend was in
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Shh!

See the dent above your upper lip? I’ve been thinking; long long long long time ago, someone told us a secret and then put their finger on our lips and said, “Shh!”

Now, here’s the $64,000 question: What is that big a** “secret”?

Adapted from The Prophecy (1995)
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AG's writing challenge: Tell a joke

Husband and wife are in bedroom lying on bed and he suddenly after several months started touching her body. Firstly he gently touched her hair, then her neck, suddenly his hand moved to her ellbow, then he touched her belly and then...all of a sudden he stopped, turned back, stood up and was about to leave the bedroom. His wife with dissapointed tone in voice asked:"What happened?"He answered: "Nothing...just...finally I found remote control!"
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...To my unknown heroine

It is not too weird having an accident or incident while you are on holidays abroad but you never think of it since the aim of your trip is to enjoy discovering new amazing lands. 'It happens to others but not to me', that might be the normal thought one's can have till the victim is you.When you're unexpectedly involved in such event thousands of kilometres far from home, you (and your partner) are totally dependent on the people around to help you but then it reaches a point in which communica
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Imagine ...  somewhere there is a planet,
There live intelligent being.
They may look just like us.
And on this planet there are libraries full of books
Written by poets, philosophers, and scholars.
And perhaps when in the world of hatred and greed are so great that nothing
But also nothing more can save them,
Then maybe there is also a book that means: the downfall of the earth.

It will tell about our life, about our death
And about fire that was so great that no tears could erase it anymor

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Writing Challenge: Tell a Joke

Hello Everybody, 

Actually and as everybody knows, I am not very dipped in the "writing challenge" activity, though I like it. I remember when Tara used to make a "Writing Challenge" every month in my beginnings here in the club. It was really both fun and real learning motif. 

Anyways, Today I will just try to present my first writing challenges here. The challenge as you can see form the title is about telling a joke in English. As jokes and laughter are a very important part of all languages, s

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http://www.webmd.com/depression/ss/slideshow-surprising-signs?ecd=wnl_men_112316&ctr=wnl-men-112316_nsl-promo-h_1&mb=bCXzzid1mSCxtTgWYS8V%40RXFE73IOX1czD%40PBmSnPFE%3d

Do you know Bipolar Disorder? Famous people such as Catherine Zetta Jones and Robin Williams had it. I also have bipolar friends, smart but manic depressive.

They can experience mood swings first happy then sad. It just happens just like uninvited guest.

If you suddenly feel low, unenergetic and lose interests maybe you should consul

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sadness

what a fool I am. A married guy ....... chatting ......... flirting sometimes .......... always trying to be a gentleman ......... never telling any secrets others shared to me .............. considerring myself strong enough to overcome little affairs as it are cyber affairs only. That was what made me feel a big routine in chatting. 

Yes, there are many nice chatter. Males and females. All of them I like. Particularly the female chatters -sorry, I can´t help myself-. Yes I like the female chatt

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Power Of COLORS (Logo's Colors)

Have you ever thought about Brand Logo's color? Why are some Logo's color RED and some BLUE?  Have you ever thought the Power of Colors? Why do always Food Logos include sharp colors? Why do electronic device logos always have soft colors?

You know every color of brand's Logo has reason with different perspective.. Basically Colors Effects on Human Emotions Directly... Every thing has a specific Logo but we don't notice it.. Unintentionally, we are always influenced by Logo type... Logo Color... 

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Greetings my lovely EC friends; long time no see. I hope you are all doing great. You rabbits all have participated in Robbie’s challenge and I’m the turtle who is a bit slow therefore late ; anyway better late than never.
I would like to share with you one of Iranian foods called ”Tahchin”. It’s my kids’ favorite food. Ingredients which we need for this food are: boiled rice, two eggs’ yolks, three spoon yogurt, some saffron, barberry ( Zereshk), some oil , some salt and pepper and cooked and

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Don't judge life by one difficult season.

There was a man who had four sons. He wanted his sons to learn not to judge things too quickly. So he sent them each on a quest, in turn, to go and look at a pear tree that was a great distance away . The first son went in the winter, the second in the spring, the third in summer, and the youngest son in the fall.

When they had all gone and come back, he called them together to describe what they had seen . The first son said that the tree was ugly, bent, and twisted .The second son said no it wa

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The wound will remain


There was a boy who was always losing his temper.

His father gave him a bag full of nails and said to him,
“My son, I want you to hammer a nail into our garden
fence every time you need to direct your anger 
against something and you lose your temper.” 
So the son started to follow his father’s advice. 
On the first day he hammered in 37 nails,
but getting the nails into the fence was not easy,
so he started trying to control himself when he got .
As the days went by, he was hammering in less n

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My Philippine Version of Bábovka

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Ahoj! Here’s a blog about my first attempt of trying Miss Czech Republic’s ‘Babovka’ recipe. Please bear with the delay. I must have been high due to its sweetness. My writing challenge about a traditional dish would end up for nothing if I didn’t at least try any of your recipe entries. Luci’s Czech specialty food caught my attention primarily because I love baking and the ingredients were already available at home. That’s why I decided to bake one for my family last weekend.

It’s really enjoyab

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