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The whole of his life was ruined in romance

In attainment of sex he roamed over German Spain and France

When nothing was gained he lost his sense

Yet in the matter of love, he is known scholar of eminence

Well, this is my personal view, based on some experiences that we should know what we should say or ask to others! Yes, I am taking about some expressions. Recently I faced a problem asking someone ' where he /she was and why did not he/ she come. Then response was a bit bitter! I got stunned! Thinking why on earth I went to ask this question? But this was not the first time instead there were a few times when I asked something in a very simple way but answers were not that simple!
So, friends,

The love for meat made pedestrian (runner)

Doctor's suggestion made me vegetarian

I hate vegetables and too much running

So, I am Pescatarian I am Pescatarian lol

HONE YOUR POETIC SKILL! :)

[NEW EDITED] Everybody has a feeling. If you pour it into poetry, it may become some wonderful thoughts for others. Whether you’re experienced or not, whether you’re skilled in poetry or not, please ignore and let’s try to make a poem. So, here is the challenge :)

1. Choose ONLY ONE of the ‘words’ from the Guess My Word’s game written below. You can repeat the word or improve with the some parts of speech of the word in your poem.
2. Make at least 4 lines of poem includes the w

It is like a trap we all are slowly falling into. It is like a drug more and more of us are being day by day attracted to. It is like a blackhole that imprisones us inside without our awareness. In fact consuming, virtual life style in this modern era is killing us, taking our identities and makes us slaves of the system. One day people will forget, how it feels to spend hours outside, how amazing it is to stand on the top of the hill or to sleep under the sky, how it feels to enjoy this awesome

This is the first time I try  to make a poem.  I hope I am not too far away.

The bells are ringing 

calling closed doors  to  open

 the child does not want milk

tears  won't dry 

The bells are ringing 

Many of them are afraid  

Nights are long

The  cry of that child is so loud

They want survival, who cares?

The bells are ringing 

hungry birds fly helplessly 

in the cloudy sky

The space is not enough

Weak wings stop to flutter

The bells are ringing

Tears are still dropping

But their shouts still linger

In that cl

=Common Sense=

A student submitted his paper to his Teacher…

Teacher: Why it’s blank?

Student: I drew a cow and a grass.

Teacher: (looked again to the paper) where is the grass?

Student: The cow already ate it.

Teacher: (scratching her head) where’s the cow?

Student: What’s the use of staying there if there is no grass anymore? Of course, it will leave.  Common sense Ma’am.

=Attempted Rape=

At Police Station:

Lady: Officer, I would like to file a case against Toto pogi (handsome)

Police officer: What case

Aloha lovely EC people who is reading this!

Have you noticed something 'weird' in EC these days? Didn't you feel like something was going on? No?? Uhm... Okay! I'll tell you then! Welcome to The EC News Bulletin!! *news' music intro*

Weekend is coming! Yup, that's the first obvious news! So the very lovely Adaline's peacock it's jumping for joy because her lovely owner is gonna spread flowers all over EC! Thanks Ada! ^_^

But not everybody is happy 'cause the weekend is coming. Ninos is bored 'caus

Have you ever been old that you were fake? Only copy cat your teen idol. It's normal as a teenager but as an adult you must make up your mind. Who do you want to be? Me, I always admire my grandmother. She was good at speaking Dutch, French and German. When she studied with other Dutch classmates she was a good swimmer. She also great at cooking. I missed her after she and my grandpa died.

They always encouraged me to become number one. I got 1st rank twice in elementary school. My parents didn't

Once a Man was Driving his family in his Car ,

In the mid way He asked his kids,

My Sweet son, when You would Buy a Car then would You take me In Your car,

His Son replied very innocently,

NO Father, Then There would be My kids With me.. :D:D

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Once a Little girl was eating fruits with her Friends..

She picked an Apricot, Look Here 

Then She Opened an Apricot slowly Like a Ring Box,

See, My Proposal Ring...:D:D

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Thanks All,

Thanks A.G for this Challenge...

If you get trolled, it means you fail to recognize a troll and responds to it with anger or annoyance (Urban Dictionary.com).

Some of you have probably experienced dealing with a troll – an online dubious creature that attacks and degrade other members without valid reasons. This ugly creature was first popularized in folktales and movies. It brings fear and negativity to the community. But this has become more familiar with the advancement of technology especially the use of the Internet. Here’s

This is on the motivation from Expector's Tips on English Usage (8): I was wondering

I phoned her whether she would be able to come to see me.  I wondered if I might be turned down, but instead my request was wonderfully accorded to.  I was wondering how could it happen in spite I was hoping it to be happened that way.  She never responded to me like she did that day.  I was afraid she could refuse to my request.  I was thinking, knowing her indifferent attitude towards me, she might have got som

Yes, you can use the past progressive/continuous or past simple tense to make a request or suggestion sound more polite, for example, you can say "I was wondering/I wondered if you could comment on my blog", instead of saying "You should try to comment on my blog". 

In addition to 'I was wondering/I wondered', you could use 'I was hoping', 'I was thinking' or 'I thought' instead of 'I hope' or 'I think' to express politeness. That is to say, the past simple or progressive tense can have present o

My dear friends,

I have written this short stories, related my personal experiences, Hope it will make a smile on your face.

My loving son, he is 4 ½ years. He always used to play games and to watch the cartoons with my phone. Sometime my folks and friends have called, but he missed that calls and has played along. Later, when I ringed that miscalls, they blamed me, why, always I disconnected their calls?.

 I want to stop this bad habit of my son quickly, because I know this

Once a father and his hideous daughter who lived in a rural village visited a city for the first time. They were amazed by almost each and everything they saw there. After walking around the city for some time, they went to a big mall and were dumbfounded when they saw the two walls that could move apart and slide back together again.

The girl asked her father, "Oh, father, what is this?" 

The father who had never seen an elevator before said, "I have never seen anything like this before, my dear

“Let’s do it! I’m so ready, in spite the fact that I heard it’s a bit painful, and I know I can manage to do it” –my encouraging words for myself that morning.

12:01 pm, I forgot that I haven’t eaten yet, but this particular event scheduled today has no intention to move in favor of my grouchy stomach, I remember I haven’t taken my supper as well. What’s going on with me? I’m packing my things, my notebook and a bottle of water. Right! I have a bottle of water; this could be enough for now, to su