=Common Sense=
A student submitted his paper to his Teacher…
Teacher: Why it’s blank?
Student: I drew a cow and a grass.
Teacher: (looked again to the paper) where is the grass?
Student: The cow already ate it.
Teacher: (scratching her head) where’s the cow?
Student: What’s the use of staying there if there is no grass anymore? Of course, it will leave. Common sense Ma’am.
=Attempted Rape=
At Police Station:
Lady: Officer, I would like to file a case against Toto pogi (handsome)
Police officer: What case are you going to file?
Lady: Attempted rape, Officer
Police officer: I think you both can settle this issue after all the rape wasn’t consummated
Lady: That’s the reason why I want to file the case, Officer because he did not insist!
=Intelligence=
There is one mother, who used to compare her son to the neighbor’s child,
“Look at our neighbor’s child, he gathers almost all the awards in your school, he’s always on top, he never lived a year level without any honors, the grades of that child are exceptional and outstanding. On the contrary, you, my child, who always fails your normal exam, when I see your grades, it made me feel so low, and I’m not so proud of your school performances, why don’t you study hard just like that child, and be like him? So I can be proud of you too, like his Mother.” –mother said with irritation.
The child felt so sad and almost annoyed the way his mom pointed out how stupid he is and he answered back,
“He is intelligent because his Mother is intelligent too!”
*I know it’s not that funny guys, at least I tried, hahaha!*
Comments
I enjoyed your jokes!
Thanks, Arif! I assume it might happen to a normal household. :D
Oh my gosh my baby, I will never compare you to anyone as we are unique and special individually. I never experienced such when I was in school, actually, my mom seems very tired every end of my school year as she needs to prepare herself and honors doesn’t excite her (except sibling’s case), while my father is always proud of me, with or without medals. That’s why we’re daddy’s girl, right?hahaha!
Wow, nice jokes, chocolate baby! I like them all. The third one is quite hilarious. I wish I could say this to my mom when she complains about my studies. LOL.
Thanks, Frank, that's my original, I was inspired by my niece.
Ohh, sorry to hear that Rajib, psychology says that motivating a child varies from how they are able to absorb words, but generally speaking, positive words begets positive reinforcement. I would like to share my experience about my niece, she is a very special, I mean that she doesn't enjoy classroom setting and her teacher finds her as a wild bore inside the classroom, I was so furious to know that she experienced bad words from that teacher and even corporal punishment for showing the child side of herself. That wasn't helpful. The child will remember that and spread negativity to other people as she grows. That's how nature and nurture define our personalities by the help of psychology.
Risty Aven
Yes I have such kind of experience. My guardians has always done it in my childhood.
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