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Topic: The Universe
Grammar Section: Indirect Question

TEACHER: OK, Class. Today, we will talk about the Universe. Can anyone tell me what you know about the Sun?

GAMA: It’s the nearest star to the Earth and also the center of our Solar System.

TEACHER: Good, Gama! That’s right. Now does anyone know how long it takes the Earth to revolve around the Sun?

FIKKRY: It takes three hundred sixty five and a quarter days.

TEACHER: Wow! Perfect, Fikkry! That’s why we have A LEAP YEAR every four years, and the

Happy holidays all! Tomorrow is my birthday yay! But now I'm waiting at WIFI Ibis Trans Studio Hotel Bandung with my father who's reading Jakarta Post newspaper and other local ones. I don't have my photo in the hotel. You can google it.

I enjoy my short stay here even though I don't have time to visit my school friends here. I went to 2 malls as usual and returned some novels to Hendra's Library (my husband's name is also Hendra).

I warn you must be careful if u travel with taxi. Make sure you as

Use a knife
 
protect your teeth

 



 

It's better, to have some pages of toilet paper instead only a roll.

Better being full and happy, than and hungry .and lonely...
 
feed me, I'm a starving Trash bin

 

Mens  dream and mens needs ... just a single plasic bag...
 


Better hang in a frame than to be hung up.

We catch your face
 

Better to use a clothespin than to do nothing to ask her to marry you.

Lately my friend asked me to help him making advertise design. but, I refused because it is not my major, lol. Then Luci posted her jaw-dropping challenge, so I think it's good to participate as an amateur. hope you like it^^

I'am sorry if some words are offending. I made this just for fun, fooor the sake of study, hehehe....

contain --> Product's name

                Imaginary Brand

                My Slogan

there you go!

Toilet paper

Rollie

Wipe your poopie

Clean your bootie

Trash bin

Fill

Everything you

(Just a funny poem by using uncommon  words like: Mixologist, Rolling pin, gurney )

( I beg everyone: don't take it as serious, it's just a joke !!! )

Just a funny poem

Jerome, a famous movie star
has drank much beer there in a bar.
His wife, she was alone at home,
was waiting long for her Jerome.

He drank too much, so he got drunk,
and quickly to the ground he sank.
"Mixologist, don't call my wife,
because I want to stay alive!"

Just call for me an ambulance,
maybe I can so keep my chance.
My chance of maki

Item : Toilet paper
Brand name : SOFT
Advertising slogan : "Unroll it and feel the softness"

Item : Plastic bag
Brand name : Packateers
Advertising slogan : "Pack it into your sac"

Item : Trash can
Brand name : Rubbermaid
Advertising slogan : "Save mother nature from waste"

Item : Picture Frame
Brand name : Protectiva
Advertising slogan : "Print your moments and protect your memories"

Item : Knife
Brand name : Bill's Blade
Advertising slogan : "Feel the touch of the sharpness"

Item : Clothespin
Brand

I was in a hotel near the beach in Kish island. I like walking along the beach but I couldn’t because it was hot and humid. At night it was a bit cool, so I decided  to walk. While I was walking , a tall girl came and started a conversation with me.

The girl: Hello, Can you speak English?

Me: Hi, Yes, I can.

The girl:  I was looking for someone to speak with. It’s nice to see you.

Me: It’s my pleasure to meet you. Where are you from?

The girl: India. It sounds you are from Iran. Aren’t you?

Me: Yes, I

Hello guys,

as my previous BLOG was about the addvertisement slogans, I got an idea to start a new Writing Challenge on this topic ;)

So guys, I am coming with few items and your task will be to write the best, catchy, hillarious slogan that would sell them! Warm up your brain with brainstorming and don't forget to enjoy your creativity, show us all the potential that is hidden there because I know you can make it!

For those, who are super creative - you can download the pictures, edit them with ow

First, Let me ask you who is your closest person to you? It can be your wife, husband, son, daughter, mother, father, a friend and so on. Answer this question by keep a name on your mind.

Second, think of everything you know about him/her. Make it on percentage, what is the result? 80%, 90%, alright, thanks for your participation. Here comes the third part

Having a lesson of human assumption, a teacher of mine taught us how much a man suppose to know about another human. If we make it into percent

Morning walk is my exercise.  On the last lap of my walking along this subdivision streets, a familiar jogger smiled and greeted me "Good morning, Fe!"   I was surprised!  It's the first time she greeted me by my name!  It  lightened my spirit!  There's magic hearing someone greet me by my name!

Whereas before and as always whenever we cross our path in the course of our morning exercise, she just smile. Or, sometimes, just wave her hand as a greeting.  Later on, in low voice greet me "Good morni

Fantasy World

What a beautiful morning.. I woke up with smile on my face without a single wrinkle as I'm using Nivea Creme Q10, that promised me to make my skin younger, more elastic and hell yeahhh I do believe it!! When I came to bathroom I started brushing my teeth with Colgate Max White Tooth Paste, which will make my teeth perfectly white like the pearls and which is damn "Number 1 recommended by dentists!" Afterwards I washed my hair with L'oréal Shampoo that will make my hair shiny and su

Those who saw me (the surrounding people) said that I didn't care (after our separation)
they said that to be with or without you, I will survive!
they said that I all my lifetime have never cried and said that your tears during our separation didn't bother me!
they said that it's impossible that I might be lost after leaving you!
And said that after leaving you, I do live all my days in spring!
they said that I and you have never been matching for each other!
And said that it would have been

It's time for another brain teaser, folks. I know Onee's a big fan.

What comes next?

?

Come on, brainiacs. Let's get crackin'!

© Matt Groening, et al.

I introduce three children's games in Japan.

Irooni: First, the children choose an oni(target). When the oni says a color, the other children must keep touching the color before the oni catches them. If someone is caught by the oni before touching the color, the child will become an oni.

Darumasangakoronda: First, the children choose an oni. The oni stands facing a wall. The other children stand to the right a little away from the oni. The oni says "Darumasangakoronda" and turns to face the ot

Luci left,

Onee-chan left,

A few seconds after Batuhan left the chatroom, I logged in…

A sudden popped of private message came to prompt…

Stranger: Hi Risty! How are you?

Hmm..moving the cursor.. click “view profile”… from Germany…think, think, ok.I want to have new friends, I’ll try this one.

Me: Hello! Good afternoon Mr.___

Stranger: Just call me ___, you want to improve your English, right?

Sounds interesting.

Me: Yes, that’s right and to gain some friends too.

Stranger: I will tell you something, you

Well, well! It seems it was not a good idea to start this year with the test on advanced grammar! OK, your answers made me change my mind and propose you much easier test. Again, you should find and correct all the mistakes in each sentence. There may be more than one mistake in each sentence (their number is in the brackets). You can change the word order if it is wrong, add or delete articles, prepositions, change tenses, voices, but you shouldn't replace or add any other words.

Here is your ta

“You’re a cold-blooded monster!” Blue cringed and suddenly smirked then shook his head. I know I am, though it seems like I could kill anyone and accept anyone’s demand someone’s life and wants to be dead with a very reasonable price, in my heart, I couldn’t kill anyone, including this man at my front. I may seem like a beast lying behind this innocent face, holy genes! But I’m not yet qualified to replace satan down there. We talked about so many things happened after we got freed from that mis

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