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I want to share with you a joke which was sent to me by a friend. It was in my own language, so I had to translate it as it deemed fit. Thus, I am sorry if my translation is a bit weird. And I am sorry if this joke belongs to somebody. I don't mean to plagiarize!

One day, there was a bank robbery somewhere in the Capital City. The robbers shouted "Everyone! Lie down on the floor!. The money belongs to the bank but your life belongs to you!" Everyone did as instructed without much ado.

This is what

                                      EXPRESSION OF SUMMER BY A SNOWMAN

                                   Bees-a-buzz, kids that blow dandelion fuzz
                                      And I'll be doing whatever snow does in summer.

                         A drink in my hand, my snow up against the burning sand
                                         Prob'ly getting gorgeously tanned in summer.

                        I'll finally see a summer breeze, blow away a winter storm.

Today is the first day to share somethings with my ALL FRIENDS OF EC.I am so socked because my aunt is passed away yesterday night.I don't know suddenly she was sick but i got the news virtually.Now I m realizing hustle and bustle has detached myself from everybody,that is really bad sign for me.I didn't keep a single moment to communicate with her although i heard updated news via my parents but today my feeling for not talking with her directly.If I wanted we can easily to talk to her by over-

For those of you dating (or hoping to date) an English-speaker, you might have noticed that there are several ways to talk about dating. Many of these combinations of words are called phrasal verbs: multi-word verbs that act as one verb.

Phrasal verbs are formed by a verb, followed by 1-2 particles (in general, but not always, prepositions: out, with, to, up, on, etc.). Here are some common examples that you’re probably familiar with: turn off the light; work out (exercise); fall down (fall to th

Nothing has come so far within the reach of my writing.

I have to write the pains I feel.

I have to write the dreams living in my eyes.

I have to write about the tears not yet dropped.

Nothing has come so far within the reach of my writing.

I have to write about the journey I have to take.

I have to show you the desert of my thirst.

I have to write yet the nights I have passed separated.

Yet I have to tell you how much I cried but kept the hope.

Nothing has come so far within the reach of my writing.

This

INDIA IS BIGEST DEMOCRACY COUNTRY AMONG THE WORLD. NARENDRA MODI is coming india's 14th prime minister after a day. NARENDRA MODI's story start now.india's one of the state is GUJARAT. NARENDRA MODI  is chief minister of gujart, and he is four time chief minister in gujarat selected by people. GUJRAT is first state in economical development, and electricty,industries,and less poor people,its also happened by the bigest and talented leader NARENDRA MODI .the young people are full support to NAREN

55) “Learn” and “Teach” – It’s important to make this distinction:

Learning is what the student does, and teaching is what the teacher does. “Can you learn me English?” is a question asked only by a person who desperately needs to be taught more English!

So remember this:
It's the teacher who teaches and the student who learns.

Earlier posts:

42) Gender for cities, etc. – always “it”, sometimes “she”, but never “he”!

It sounds very odd to a native English speaker when you refer to a city or a country

I read this story in a newspaper and decoded to share. And I recorded my reading it. So you can read and listen to the story.https://audioboo.fm/boos/2191892-an-old-tale

It happened in old times when parents chose marriage partners for their children without even asking for their agreement. Divorces were not allowed either.

There lived a nice girl in one village. She was good-looking, hard-working and sweet-tempered. But – oh, bad luck for her! – she came from a poor family.

Love doesn’t differ bet

THENALIRAMAN is one of the minister of krishna thevarayar (king) governing..his governing have a 9 minister including THENALIRAMAN..the 8 ministers were hate on THENALIRAMAN, because THENALIRAMAN is kings loveable minister among them.ONE day THENALIRAMAN was late to kings court..so king asked THENALIRAMAN ,why you are late to court?..THENALIRAMAN said to king, king im walking along the street towards court, during one baby is crying,so im trying to stop that.so im late..

8 minister asked THENALIR

     Talking  to people

Starting  a conversation

Johannes had come had come to England to improve  his English. He had studied  the language for five years in his own country and he could understand  a  written text  well. What he needed above all  was practice in conversation.

He enrolled  at a school for foreign students and the school found him  a home with an English family. The family were pleasant and friendly and he was delighted to discover that there was a  pretty daughter , only a year ag

Hi all my lovely friends 

Egypt will hold a presidential election on 26 and 27 May 2014. Only two candidates were submitted to the Supreme Election Committee.

NOTE: EnglishClub.com is NOT associated with this contest. This contest is by members for members. ~ EC Admin

Here is the second blog with the tasks of our boys/men. Read them properly, then come back to the previous blog with girls´/women´s works and you can VOTE by ONE comment you will add there - ONE VOTE FOR THE GIRL SECOND ONE FOR THE BOY.

D A R K  K N I G H T

THE FIRST TASK

Human is a social animal. He has a natural tendency to be in a community. So he likes to be in company of friends. Maki

A funny story about behavior

          There was an Office. Three friends were working together. The office was situated at eighth floor. First man always brought Idly in his lunch box. Second man Puttu and the third brought Chappathi.

          They were bored and irritated about the same food. The first man took a resolution. If my wife give the same tomorrow, I will fall down from this floor. So, the others also took the same resolution.

          The next day, first man opened the lunch box. S

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Today, I'm going to learn the next new words at http://www.newsinlevels.com/products/lions-can-swim-level-3/. 

A group of little lion (1) cubs passed their swimming test, as they were introduced to the water by keepers at a zoo in Washington.

The cubs were (2) tossed into a (3) moat by staff at the National Zoo and, although irritated by the unexpected (4) dunk, they all managed to swim safely to the side.

The baby lions successfully passed their swim reliability test, which lions and tigers at

Don't be pushed by your problems. Be led by your dreams.

  Every year we celebrate in this special day on 25th May in our National Independence Day when our country became free in gaining all its rights and in all levels  without boundaries. May Allah protect our High Majesty King Abdullah II from all dangerous in addition to guide him to the right way. We love our country ,our King and our land.

Thanks for reading it and Happy Independence Day My Jordan <3   Greetings from Jordan : Reliance KH :)

everyone must lose their hate behaviour...

ways for better future: learn to accept changes and your inabilities, if you need help call help, fight with your problems straightly, accept your mistakes, take responsibility of yourself completely, and tell the fact especially to yourself.

Knowing is not enough we should do what we know.