Hi,I read from internet (I forgot where), stated one of the ways to improve English language is to try write in a blog. Do it everyday eventhough only few sentences. I think, I do agree with this statement. But my main problem is I don't know what to write and share. If I had the idea, I don't know to express it in English or even in my mother tongue. I really envy to those who can express their idea easily. How lucky they are. Do you have any idea, or topics so that I can start practise to write? And, how to maintain consistency to learn and study English?
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ROMANCE MATHEMATICSSmart man + smart woman = romanceSmart man + dumb woman = affairDumb man + smart woman = marriageDumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy______________________________OFFICE ARITHMETICSmart boss + smart employee = profitSmart boss + dumb employee = productionDumb boss + smart employee = promotionDumb boss + dumb employee = overtime_____________________________SHOPPING MATHA man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need._____________________________GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICSA woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.A successful woman is one who can find such a man._____________________________HAPPINESSTo be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.______________________________LONGEVITYMarried men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.______________________________PROPENSITY TO CHANGEA woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does._____________________________DISCUSSION TECHNIQUEA woman has the last word in any argument.Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument_____________________________HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIEDOld aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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I got this from my email.. i like to share with all of you..I recently read that love is entirely a matter of Chemistry.That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.David BissonetteWhen a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.Sacha GuitryAfter marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.Hemant JoshiBy all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.SocratesWoman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.DumasThe great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?Sigmund FreudI had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.Anonymous"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."Henry Youngman"I don't worry about terrorism.. I was married for two years."Sam Kinison"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."James Holt McGavran"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't."Patrick MurrayTwo secrets to keep your marriage brimming1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,2.. Whenever you're right, shut up.NashThe most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...AnonymousYou know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.Henny YoungmanMy wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.Rodney DangerfieldA good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.Milton BerleMarriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.AnonymousA man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."AnonymousFirst Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."Ha..ha don't angry , marriage is for happiness not for fight :)
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Hi..I would like to improve my English, but I don't know what to write and with whom I want to speak. So I think how if I share something that I had read. I don't have many friends because I quite shy person, and I don't know how to make friends.So bought a book recommended by someone. I just want to share the gist from the book especially for those who face same problem as me.The title of this book is ' How to win friends and influence people' by Dale Carnegie. I think this book is worth to read especially for those who involve in business or to make friends. Even though quite tired looking dictionary at last I finished the book. Here I summarized one part from this book, that is "six ways to make people like you" :principle 1 - become genuinely interested in other peopleprinciple 2 - smile :)principle 3 - remember that a person's name is to that person the sweetest and most important sound in any language.principle 4 - be a good listener. encourage others to talk about themselves.principle 5 - talk in terms of other person's interests.principle 6 - make the other person feel important - and do it sincerely.So far I think, I just used principle 1,2 and 4 :), I have problem in principle 3. I hard to remember a person's name and their face :(If you have anything to add or to share, feel free to do so. Just forgive me for my grammatical errors and my sentence structure if i used them wrongly.
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