sMaRt woMen n SmaRt gUys

ROMANCE MATHEMATICSSmart man + smart woman = romanceSmart man + dumb woman = affairDumb man + smart woman = marriageDumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy______________________________OFFICE ARITHMETICSmart boss + smart employee = profitSmart boss + dumb employee = productionDumb boss + smart employee = promotionDumb boss + dumb employee = overtime_____________________________SHOPPING MATHA man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need._____________________________GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICSA woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.A successful woman is one who can find such a man._____________________________HAPPINESSTo be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.______________________________LONGEVITYMarried men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.______________________________PROPENSITY TO CHANGEA woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does._____________________________DISCUSSION TECHNIQUEA woman has the last word in any argument.Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument_____________________________HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIEDOld aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

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zaizura July 1, 2009 5:14

Thanks abdul and saso for drop by my blog. Of course men and women are always have different thinking, but we still need each other.

keep smiling too and have a nice day
Saso June 30, 2009 9:35

thanx for making me laugh today ^_^

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife

woooooooooow

keep smiling
Abdul June 30, 2009 9:15

"Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.":)))___ Thanks.Excellent

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