I went to an Interreligious Integration Seminar. The Bishop came, laid his hands on my hand, and said, "By the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk today!" . I smiled and told him I was not paralyzed.

The Rabbi came, laid his hands on my hand, and said, "By the will of God Almighty, you will walk today!".  I was less amused when I told him there was nothing wrong with me.

The Mullah came, took my hands, and said, "Insha Allah, you will walk today!". I snapped at him, "There’s nothing wrong with me."

The Buddhist Monk came, held my hands, and said, "By the will of The Great Buddha, you will walk today!".  I rudely told him there was nothing wrong with me.

 Finally,  the Hindu priest came , held my hands, and said, "By the will of God, you will walk today." I sniggered at him and looked the other way.

 After the seminar, I stepped outside and found my car had been stolen.

I believe in all religions now, equally!

Source :
An old and forgotten folder on my laptop. I forget when and from where I saved this story so long ago.