I went to an Interreligious Integration Seminar. The Bishop came, laid his hands on my hand, and said, "By the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk today!" . I smiled and told him I was not paralyzed.
The Rabbi came, laid his hands on my hand, and said, "By the will of God Almighty, you will walk today!". I was less amused when I told him there was nothing wrong with me.
The Mullah came, took my hands, and said, "Insha Allah, you will walk today!". I snapped at him, "There’s nothing wrong with me."
The Buddhist Monk came, held my hands, and said, "By the will of The Great Buddha, you will walk today!". I rudely told him there was nothing wrong with me.
Finally, the Hindu priest came , held my hands, and said, "By the will of God, you will walk today." I sniggered at him and looked the other way.
After the seminar, I stepped outside and found my car had been stolen.
I believe in all religions now, equally!
Source :
An old and forgotten folder on my laptop. I forget when and from where I saved this story so long ago.
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