THE WOODCUTTER AND THE FAIRYOne day a poor woodcutter was cutting a big tree near a wide river. Suddenly his old axe slipped from his hand and fell into the deep water. He sat on the bank feeling sad because he had lost his only axe, when a beautiful fairy appeared and asked him what was the matter.'I have lost my axe' he said. 'It fell into the deep water.' The fairy dipped a slim hand into the dark water , brought out a gold axe and said, 'Is this yours?''No,' said the woodcutter.They fairy then brought out a silver axe and said again in her clear voice. Is this yours?''No' answered the woodcutter again. then she showed him a common, iron axe with an old, wooden handle.'Yes, that's mine,' said the happy woodcutter.'I know,' said the fairy. 'I only wanted to see if you would tell me the truth; and now I wil give you the gold axe and silver gold as well, because you are an honest man,'
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A girl was with her father when she saw her boyfriend coming.GIRL: Have you come to collect your book titled "DADDY IS AT HOME" by Ngozi.BOY: I want that your hymn book called "WHERE SHOULD I WAIT FOR YOU?".GIRL: I don't have that one but may be you should take the other one titled "UNDER THE MANGO TREE" by chimamandaBOY: Fine, but don't forget to bring "I WILL CALL YOU IN 5 MINUTES" While coming to school.GIRL: I will also bring you a new one too titled "I WON'T LET YOU DOWN" by John Acheve then.DAD: Those books are too many, will he read them all.GIRL: Yes, dad he is very smart & intelligent.DAD: Okey! don't forget to give him that one on the table tatled "I AM NOT STUPID. I UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING YOU'VE BEEN SAYING" by shake spear! and also the one on the dinning table tatled " IF YOU GET PREGNANT PREPARE TO GET MARRIED" by Wole Soyinka.
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Hi there. I'm here to learn spoken english as second language so that i would like to ask you for afew words/phrase that i can use to open convarsation with my friend.I'm looking forward to hear from you.
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