A girl was with her father when she saw her boyfriend coming.GIRL: Have you come to collect your book titled "DADDY IS AT HOME" by Ngozi.BOY: I want that your hymn book called "WHERE SHOULD I WAIT FOR YOU?".GIRL: I don't have that one but may be you should take the other one titled "UNDER THE MANGO TREE" by chimamandaBOY: Fine, but don't forget to bring "I WILL CALL YOU IN 5 MINUTES" While coming to school.GIRL: I will also bring you a new one too titled "I WON'T LET YOU DOWN" by John Acheve then.DAD: Those books are too many, will he read them all.GIRL: Yes, dad he is very smart & intelligent.DAD: Okey! don't forget to give him that one on the table tatled "I AM NOT STUPID. I UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING YOU'VE BEEN SAYING" by shake spear! and also the one on the dinning table tatled " IF YOU GET PREGNANT PREPARE TO GET MARRIED" by Wole Soyinka.
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