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never lie to a smart woman

A man called home to his wife and said,‘Honey’ I’ve been asked to go fishing in Canada with my BOSS n friends… we’ll be gone for a week…this is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I’ve wanting, so could u plz pack enough clothes for a week, set out my rod and fishing box,..we are leaving from office and I will swing by the house to pick my things…..Oh!! plz pack my new blue silk pajamas…The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being a GOOD wife she did exactly as her husband said….The following weekend he came home a little tired but looking good..The wife welcomed him and asked if he caught enough many fish??He said,‘Yes!! Lots of salmon, some Bluegill and a few swordfish??But why didn’t u pack my new silk pajamas like I asked u to??u’ll lOVE the answer…!!!!The wife replied,I did.. They’re in ur fishing Box
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PLEASE READ THIS

a girl was invited to a barbecue party she tripped and fell down,people wanted to call the ambulance but she assured that she was okay so she completed the rest of the ceremony the girl went home, in the evening her husband called and said that she's in the hospital the girl died at 6pm and guess what the cause was a thrombosis

The doctors says that if the affected person went to the hospital before 3 hours the doctors can help him or else he will dieby these three steps you can know if the person has thrombosis or not:FIRST:ask the person to smileSECOND:ask him to raise his armsTHIRD:ask him to say a simple sentence like MY NAME IS......if the person faced any difficulties in doing them call the ambulanceafter a research doctors said that having a difficulties on controlling your face expressions,arms weakness and problems on pronouncing are the symptoms of thrombosis
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