never lie to a smart woman

A man called home to his wife and said,‘Honey’ I’ve been asked to go fishing in Canada with my BOSS n friends… we’ll be gone for a week…this is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I’ve wanting, so could u plz pack enough clothes for a week, set out my rod and fishing box,..we are leaving from office and I will swing by the house to pick my things…..Oh!! plz pack my new blue silk pajamas…The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being a GOOD wife she did exactly as her husband said….The following weekend he came home a little tired but looking good..The wife welcomed him and asked if he caught enough many fish??He said,‘Yes!! Lots of salmon, some Bluegill and a few swordfish??But why didn’t u pack my new silk pajamas like I asked u to??u’ll lOVE the answer…!!!!The wife replied,I did.. They’re in ur fishing Box
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  • Haha, great! Really smart wife.
  • :))))
    Stupid husband!
  • HAHAHA! He's caught..
    XD
    moral lesson.
    How do you catch the fish?
    Thru the mouth ..
    thanks for sharing this funny story
  • I'm sorry, I didn't get the joke. :(
  • Hahahahah. .... she was not an Auditor... right ?.... hhhh Thanks so much for sharing.... you made me laugh a lot... =)
  • Smart wife!
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