Why husband should not answer

Posted by Ajay verma on November 24, 2009
Why husband should not answerWIFE: 'What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?HUSBAND: 'Definitely not!WIFE: 'Why not? Don't you like being married?'HUSBAND: 'Of course I do.WIFE: 'Then why wouldn't you remarry?HUSBAND: 'Okay, okay, I'd get married again.'WIFE: 'You would?'HUSBAND: .......?WIFE: 'Would you live in our house?'HUSBAND: 'Sure, it's a great house.'WIFE: 'Would you let her drive my car?'HUSBAND: 'Probably, it is almost new.'WIFE: 'Would you replace my pictures with hers?'HUSBAND: 'That would seem like the proper thing to do.'WIFE: 'Would you give her my jewelry?'HUSBAND: 'No, I'm sure she'd want her own.'WIFE: 'Would she wear my shoes'HUSBAND: 'No, her size is 6.'WIFE: -- silence .......HUSBAND: 'shit'.

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  • Ajay verma November 27, 2009 22:58
    wow nice to hearing me your words Ruzan "You made me smile with your jok!!"

    really very-very thank you for your comment words You made me smile with your jok!!

    So i am giving you, my favourite Photo


    Ruzan said:
    Hi Ajay,

    You made me smile with your jok!!! Funny!!!Yes,sometimes it's better not to answer at all:-)
    Thanks!
  • Ruzan November 27, 2009 16:54
    Hi Ajay,

    You made me smile with your jok!!! Funny!!!Yes,sometimes it's better not to answer at all:-)
    Thanks!
  • Ajay verma November 27, 2009 14:03
    Hi BB ,

    Thank you for explaining me" BB " bcz first time i didnt understant So Please forgive me.


    BB said:
    Ah no.. I love it Ajay.. Really nice story .. It made me laugh.. Thankss..

    Ajay verma said:
    just i was trying. it was my first time in any social site and..........
    If u dont like then i'll try to next time with a good joke

    thank you very much for your comment.

  • Ajay verma November 25, 2009 19:27


    Nadiyah
  • Nadiyah November 25, 2009 17:21
    ooh ... you know, ajay. her husband has another woman ...
    hahahaha ... and he not ability to answer ...
    thank you for funny story

    -Nadiyah-
  • Ajay verma November 24, 2009 23:00
    just i was trying. it was my first time in any social site and..........
    If u dont like then i'll try to next time with a good joke

    thank you very much for your comment.

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