Missing Husband

A lady went to the police station to file a report for her missing Husband:Lady: I lost my HusbandInspector: What is his height?Lady: I never noticedInspector: Slim or healthy?Lady: Not slim can be healthyInspector: Colour of eyes?Lady: Never noticedInspector: Colour of hair?Lady: Changes according to seasonInspector: What was he wearin?gLady: suit/casuals I don’t remember exactlyInspector: Was somebody with him ?????????Lady: Yes my Labrador dog, Calvin, tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together…. And the lady started crying…..Inspector: Let’s search for the dog first!!!!!!!

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  • Good!...After how many years of marriage was the woman so forgetful?...:))
  • Her husband might be juelous of their dog, I have a feeling that he must do some bad thing to their dog.
  • oh poor husband! I think she was married to the dog haha.
  • Everyone has problems, some are just better at hiding them.
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