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FuNnY FrId@Y # 03

1. Math-e-Magician

2. The Key Dilemma

3. Deception

4. English Enigma

5. Vastness of love

6. Risk

7. The Monkey:

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen".The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me." The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."

11/01/2011
by Penny

This is a nice story from our good customers Debbie and Sara Marie Webster. It's touching, a must read.

From dreams to reality.....
by Sarah Marie on Sunday, October 23, 2011 at 11:32pm
This time four years ago, several people in my life were telling me my best friend, my partner, my horse Emma would never be ridden again. Every professional from trainers, to vets and specialists told me Emma was never going to be a show horse. Absolutely out of the question. It was also very unli

Please write a caption for the photo in the comments below. The best caption will be added to the picture next Wednesday.

Winning caption by @Amirhosein: "The world is full of red lights which want to stop you, or maybe yellow ones which pause you for a while. But the truth is, there is always the green one." 

Image by @mk_elt via ELTPics.

You can create a Wordless Wednesday challenge on your own blog post too. If you don't have a photo of your own to use, try ELTPics. Learn how to use ELTPics in your blog posts here.

Thanks a lot to the chatters that are against any form of discrimination, it is not about me, I can deal with it, it is about an Universal matter of concern in which all of us are involved, it is not so simple as saying : "if you don´t like it don't talk to those chatters or don't go to that chat room". Persons would not use this site to share racism because it's not legitimate, think about it. Somebody should do something about it. Maybe there is any person responsible of this site who can stop

I am denouncing through this site the racism existing in the 1997 chatroom of Englishclub, I can't understand how the owner permit these things. I have been there for  a while and behold racism, religion intolerance and many other bad things. they have called me "Nigerian" thinking I would be molested but in fact I am not, they call me black ignorant and also made a imaginary picture of a Nigerian with flies all over his body, they say Nigerians are scamers and fraud couterfaits, you can go and

As a student graduated from Southwest Jiaotong university,got the master degree, I came to Compal in July 2011, started my first job here as a member in the department called Material Management Enginerring. After 4 months, i come back to Chengdu, because our company extabished a new factory in Chengdu, at that time, i was so exciting,  so many friends  and classmates are in Chengdu, and my home is not far away. Now it is come to 2012, a new year, and Chinese New Year is coming. i can get a vaca

Educating students on effective media

11 January, 2012

   A workshop under the theme of ‘Effective School Journalism & 21st Century Student’ was held at the premises of ‘Caring Hands’ – Puttalam office on Saturday the 07^th January, 2012 from 9:00 am to 3:00 pm to educate students on mass media which was organized by ‘Caring Hands’ collaborated with Media Unit of Zahira National College, Puttalam.

   Prominent media personals of Puttalam were conducted the workshop. 20 numbers of students whom selec

I had a bad day and so I called for help from my best friends here in India. 

I think it’s interesting to exchange opinions, reflexions and thoughts with people 
from different countries, languages and experiences. 

I wrote about that day. Siddharth (a young Indian guy, very nice and very clever. 
He is interested in discovering the world and learning from each moment of life) 
and Paul (an Australian guy, young is not the word but I can say very active, who 
has been living in India since March 2010,

Learning English has been like a habit to me, on and off depending upon my mood. By god's grace I have not had to strive much hard to grasp to the common tongue and I have always felt natural expressing my self. Live conversation are the most exciting for me which really fills my heart with thrill and glee, feels like its flowing through me.

Writing longer narratives are a problem for me, because I find it hard to concentrate long enough to constitute a logical and time worthy comprehension. It a

     Good morning dear Friends 

    Two days ago I noticed that a precious person missing here in EC, a person which is very kind who welcomed all the people when they enter to join this lovely website, she is Anele. 

please if any one knows where is she tell us because I'm wondring if something happened with her. 

                                                                                                                              thanks 

. A long time A long time ago, there was a huge apple tree

A little boy loved to come and play around it everyday

He climbed to the treetop, ate the apples, took a nap under the shadow

He loved the tree and the tree loved to play with him.

Time went by the little boy had grown up,

And he no longer played around the tree every day.

One day, the boy came back to the tree and he looked sad.

\"Come and play with me,” the tree asked the boy.

\"I am no longer a kid, I do not play around trees anymore\"
The boy

The following slang/idiom quotes can be found all over the internet, with author unattributed. I found these at: http://www.clubrunner.ca/CPrg/Bulletin/SendBulletinEmail.aspx?cid=7616

Can YOU think of any more?

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.

I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.

I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I ha

Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one so that when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift.

When the door of happiness closes, another opens, but often times we look so long at the closed door that we don't see the one which has been opened for us.

The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch and swing with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best convers

There are more than 5000 stars in the sky,

several of them are huge in size and radiate very intense lights,

but they are far away from earth,

therefore they look smaller and their lights are dimmer.

On the other hand our sun is closer to us;

we can feel direct advantages of her present.

She has given us warmth, vitality and cheerfulness.

Now she has gone, leaving us in darkness.

Is she seeking another world to shine?

Will she be back by tomorrow morning?

I hope there is still another day to come.

Hi. everybody!

Want to tell you a few words about our (my and my girlfriend's) trip to Phuket, the famous island and resort of the country of Thailand. It's lying 800 km south of Bangkok and it's very popular among Russian tourists thanks to its numerous beaches, rich nightlife and wonderful nature. We began our trip with 8-hour train-moving to Moscow. It's rather weird, but it's much more exprensive to fly directly from Saint-Petersburg to Phuket, than from Moscow, so we decided to visit our ca