One day a boss told a joke in the office, everyone including the boss laughed hard except Mr. Lee. So the boss asked him, "Why didn't you laugh? Isn't it funny?"
Lee answered in a slow tone, "Because I've already resigned."
[P.S if you understand the joke, you know the rules in work field not bad. ;-)]
Last time when sis Bala posted a confusing picture in her blog, I became very curious about such kind pictures too.
Days ago, when I read weibo I found this picture. With my glasses, I still can not figure out how many logs are there on earth.
Would you please tell me your views?
Hidden underneath this skin, there are hundred layers. Layers that formed over the years. Some are of
happiness,some are of grief, some are of satisfaction,some are of pride, some of loss, some of victory, some of
betrayal some of love and a lot more. Every layer has its own unique color, an aura if you wanna call it that. They all
mix together and give your face the colors and expressions that you have. A face is a guide to your hidden self. And
eyes, well eyes are the secret passage to your heart.
Hi, I want to share my story about Love..
It's about a confusion to differentiate between love and admire..
I have the same story with a friend of mine whom love a person and she had already said that she loves this boy but unfortunately that boy rejected her..
Until now she's still admiring him. And the same story happens to me but I don't have enough brave to show my feelings to him.
I keep this secret till now.. And he doesn't know about it.. Or maybe he already knew it.. I don't know..
Thing that
Few month ago i messed up everything but I had lot of difficult task to complete,why my mind was being so unexplained i did not know that time. it was moved differently. I felt awkward & all steps seem lesser than needed to. It took an effort to back regular atmosphere to kept the mood ease. As if it didn't exist.I took a deep breath and made my way up to did perfectly. I blinked several times, but the gruesome scenes refused to listen to me. i tried to rub away the unknown scene of tenderness.
Assalam-o-alaikum Friends! I hope you are doing fine. Do you know this week is International Fraud Awareness Week (3-9 Nov. 2013)? It is a good time for the organizations to stop and assess their situation: Are you protected from fraud? Have you properly screened your employees? Have you conducted proper due diligence in terms of your bussiness relationships?
Any company that can answer "yes" to all three of those questions is rare,indeed. For most,the reality is probably a lot cloudier.Everyday
I know,many of you may have such type of experience in your own life as mine. However, I have faced it almost three times or more till now and wish not to get any more. First i experienced it, in my early childhood, then i was a 8-year old little girl.We went to another district where my father was posted.There was a big pond in front of his residence.That year we spend our summer vacation over there and we went through a lot of new experiences,one of them was swimming.
One fine morning,my younge
I read this interesting little article which was shared in the Facebook. It was about Ten Rules for Being Human written by Cherie Carter-Scott in ‘Life is A Game, These Are The Rules’. I hope all of you will enjoy these rules.
1. You will receive a body. You may like it or hate it, but it’s yours to keep for the entire period.
2. You will learn lessons. You are enrolled in a full-time informal school called ‘life’.
3. There are no mistakes, only lessons. Growth is a process of trial, error, and exp
Writing Prompt ~ Phrasal Verbs With "Hand"
Last week I attended an amazing show with my bosom friends at Electric Ballroom in London. How some of them didn't have enough time to buy the tickects due to their hard weekly workday, I handed on their tickects online, from my personal computer at the show eve's night. They had just the easy work to print the vouchers to be able to get in the show's venue. But Mike, a cool friend of mine, arrived late at the entrance of the show and lost the chance t
Along with the development of modern technology, learning something becomes easier and more convenient. You can learn whatever, whenever and wherever you like from the internet through variety kinds of educational channels and programs. Watching films or movies is one of those ways. Films can tell us a lot about the culture, the society, some problems about environment or what language is used and other things about that country.
For example, although you haven’t known anything about Korea but af
Once upon a time, there was a church at the foot of a mountain. In the church, there were two preachers and a Father. The young preachers had a craving for tobacco.
One day, when they were preaching in the village, someone foisted a carton of cigarettes into the younger preacher. After they came back the church, the younger preacher wanted to give it to the father yet the elder didn't agree.
"We should be honest. Or at least we should ask father's permission." The younger preacher said.
"Ok,
What do you think about love ?
I was reading article that I found this titre ..and I got terror and more than that surprised because I figured out 187 people got voted to this article and liked it and I just though it must show weakness to love someone .
So you may ask me to show that text .hmmm here you are ....
We fall in love with someone because of how they make us feel about ourselves. Love is selfish like that. It's why we keep going back to those who once used to make us feel good in our sk
God is everywhere. My father is also everywhere. Except for here.
(Péter Esterházy, Hungarian writer)
Every time people compared me with you. I never said anything. I kept all my words deep in my heart. I tried to accept the fate that you were so popular, so nice, so kind, so generous, so loveable. Meanwhile I was not, I didn't have all those characters you had. All I knew, you were always be there when I needed you. You always helped me when I was in trouble.
But you never understood, I was always in trouble because of you. People came to me only to know you, only to get information abo
Most relationships fail because we spend too much time pointing out each other mistakes and not enough time enjoying each other company
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Not that kinda rock music but one, within Till Lindemann's Thin tone of voice that I love....
The tears of senile childs
i put them on a white hair
throw it in the air, the wet chain
and wish i had a mother
no sun that shines to me
no breast cryes milk to me
in my throat there is a tube
have no navel on my belly
Mother ... Mother
Mother ... Mother
i could not lik the nipples
and no fold to hide inside
no one gives me a name
made in hate and without sperm
to the mother that never born me
i swear this night
i w
The hot wave was wandering in the air, just like a poisonous snake's bitting when it hit you. My blood got burning due to the high temperature, and the sweats were its vapours when they broke through my hot body.
"Your girlfriend can leave now. Follow me!" An elder nurse shouted to me in a disdainful voice. "You'll regret for what you have done someday, young guy." "Excuse me? Why did you say so? I didn't follow you." "Why? If your girlfriend has one more artificial abortion, she will lose the ch
Your children are not your children.
They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself.
They come through you but not from you,
And though they are with you yet they belong not to you.
You may give them your love but not your thoughts,
For they have their own thoughts.
You may house their bodies but not their souls,
For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow,
which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.
You may strive to be like them,
but seek not to make them like you.
For
it was a warm and sunny Winter morning of my early childhood while i got this experience.Before that day we all were talking about it, we were too aware of this sort of natural phenomenon. Anyway, after a long night it came to us. That time we were living in our old house which was big enough to observe such type of scenery and we were able to use the chance properly. Though it was a weekday but we were not pretended to move towards our school and my parents allowed me and my brother to sta
