Poems written by WIFE & HUSBAND
A good and civil way to have a fight instead of physically.... WIFE:
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack. HUSBAND:
God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw me in dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created YOU. WIFE:
Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far. HUSBAND:
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you? WIFE:
Roses are red; Violets are blue
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but laughing at you! |
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Comments
OH OH OH OH ! When I read this title, I knew it is one of Dreamy's blog :D
well, I cannot say that a problem always comes from women nor men. Because we are both different. You may see two men are totally different from each other; one is easy to get mad, shouts and yells for nothing, but the other is definitely calm and so clod-blooded. This is what we could see in women's world too. I'm always againt the generality of such things. I'm against all who get married and advice others to not marry if they want to live in peace, because we know everything we want is surrounded by many obstacles, such problems are one of those obstacles. You want to be educated, so you may face some problem in studying like, for example, others are having fun somewhere but you are staring at your books in order to have the best marks and learn such new thing. You want to be the boss in a comapany to get the highest salary ever, but you would face some problems with your workers like, for example, one of them is cheating you, stealing money from the company without your knowing, or in simple example, one is not working as you asked her/him to do. You want to have your own kids surrounding you, having your delicious lunch after a long day of working on time, having a clean house, a beautiful wife, and so many other advantages, but you should face some sort of problem like this. So in brief, every desire we have is surrounded by some little problems. And this is what makes us taste these desires. I myself prefer to call them obstacle rather than problems, a small obstacle.
But to advice you dreamy, I prefer you to choose a calm wife if you are that one who gets mad easily to avoid fights as much as you both can. Imagine your life if you are both are easily getting mad :O oh the life will be full of "bombs" hehe :D
Wish you have a wonderful happy marriage life without much fights Dreamy ;)
Skoon ....
hahaha!!! the last one is the best!!!!
Thanks DM, for those funny poems... lol, lol, lol
lol guys whats happen ?? I see Ida and DG are already fighting !!!!!! I said husband VS wife not woman VS woman that will be worse fight :D
@ Anele : the cos of Dm doesnt marry yet is not that but money :( as u know , wedding cost lot money so plz pray for me ;)
thnks all for ur nice comment
hahaha ,,very nice ,,i love it !!
it was superb really...........i really liked it....thx and keep going on to making such type of fights so that no one could get hurt physically............
wowowow you dreamer
funny man i really enjoy to read it!!! nice
i know your nature ^_* funny
Haha! So funny! ^_^
Negative aspects in some thing beautiful , will always bring negative results.
This of course is humor
You got all this inspiration before getting married ????
Great! I wonder who did you have as a teacher!
Not me, I am afraid!
Very nice.